Wheelie Bin Puns

He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a man sitting on the porch.

The garbage man called out ‘Hey! Where’s ‘ya bin?’

The guy replies ‘I’ve been in Florida’

The garbage man says ‘No, no. I meant where’s your wheely bin?’

The guys says ‘I’ve really been in jail but I tell everyone I’ve been in Florida’.

Yeah, he's wheelie bin depressed.

He was telling us that his compost wheelie bin went missing last night, and then suddenly appeared again in the morning but he has no idea where its been.

Then he said 'it probably can't remember where its been because its had too much weed'

Me: Where's your bin?

Dad: On holiday.

Me: No where's your wheelie bin?

Dad: I wheelie been on holiday!

To clarify, he (we shall call him Greg) is not really a dad but with all the jokes he makes, he'd be a brilliant one. Here are a few that I can remember him making:

1. Our uni's team was set to play Surrey's team, but there were no where to be seen. One of the referees came up to me and George and said, "Surrey haven't shown up yet and the game's meant to start soon. Any idea where they are?" Greg replied with, "No, Surrey, haven't seen them." The ref and me both shook our heads laughing.
2. At the team meal Sunday night, a mushroom was thrown at another teammate. He said, "Look at you, tryna be a fungi!" Greg followed on with, "I didn't think there was mushroom for that joke."
3. During the walk home, Greg walked on ahead while 3 of us dawdled. When we caught up with him, he pointed at a wheelie bin and asked, "Where have you guys bin?" then pointed at the wheels and asked, "No, wheelie, where have you bin?" He had countless others but these 3 are the ones that stuck out.

Was being pushed around in a wheely bin for fun when the teacher saw and said "guys don't do that what if he has an accident" I replied " I can control my bladder thankyou very much"

He laughed and let us continue. Win