Need a tree or bush pun rooted in D&D

Idk if anyone here plays dnd but i just got another awakened bush as a pet and wanted to give pun for a name the other one is elvis pressleaf any suggestion would be appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamagediceDM
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I’m saving money for bushes to plant around the yard when my career is over...

It’s my retirement hedge fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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How did bush fund his campaign?

Hedge funds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arakashi_moku
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I saw 2 cows staring at me from behind the bush.

I think it was a steak out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.

I’m starting my own hedge fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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I gave some dude the money I'd saved to to buy bushes to line my property. I'd introduce you, but

my hedge fund manager hates reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zensunni82
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Sony. Panasonic. JVC. Bush.....

They are all just stereotypes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Technically Moses was the first man to download files from the Cloud...

....using a tablet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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I saw two cows staring at me from behind a bush.

I think it was a steak out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Watch out for stray PokΓ©mon hiding in the bushes.

They might be trying to take a Pikachu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.

Without her they're ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudefaceguy_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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George Bush was a shrubborn man
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Approaching the house without a mask these days is just bush league.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelkeys0519
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What do you call a guy in a bush?

Russell

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Ambushed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
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What does a marijuana bush say to Snoop Dogg?

I'll be blunt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherTausil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Bill Clinton hiding in the Bushes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaTBoICheRry_MEJA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Saw a bird in the bushes. Nature is healing, we are the problem.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kazmaaaaa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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In the bushes!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Croxsy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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I proudly showed my son, "Check this out! Bought a new shrub trimmer today!" He shrugged and replied, "That's great, dad." I continued...

"It’s cutting hedge technology!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Clinton hiding in the Bushes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/micah397
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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I created a bank account dedicated entirely to buying and maintaining bushes

I call it my hedge fund

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkippyDingleCha1k
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Bush
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I tried to cheat during my jog by taking a shortcut through some bushes, but I didn’t realize it was poison ivy...

That was a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I took a shortcut through some bushes, but didn’t realize I was walking into poison ivy...

That was a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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This kid should stop beating around the bush v.redd.it/1grqk4i6fw131
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iskjempe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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That little girl must have had a long day because she looks bushed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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Clinton in the Bushes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nifboi62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My neighbor just showed me his new bush shears...

It's cutting hedge technology!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I’ve finally decided to shave my private area.

I need to stop beating around the bush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliteCombatWombat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go out for a morning run together

Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.

"How'd you do?" she asks him.

"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"

"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...

But I don't like to hedge my bets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Hiding in the Bushes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/uwaispatel44
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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If bushes had a favorite sport what would it be?

Russling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X2OPsycho
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Blueberry bushes are one of the least productive plants.

All their effort bears little fruit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celbruk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Bush did
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeybthehuman
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I didn't mean to tell all my friends Bush's secret family recipe!

I got drunk and spilled the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Laura Bush tells George W. Bush, β€œWe have this weekend free. What should we do?”

β€œWell, let’s think,” he responds.

Laura replies, β€œNo, let’s do something we both can do.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dougandlinny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I had to trim my rose bush today

It was a real prick job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNewBo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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85 y/o married couple next door can hardly walk. I sometimes see them creeping around the bushes between the houses.

They're a pair of old, worn out sneakers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayZinnet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...

he kept beating around the bush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5d2248650
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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My son pointed at a tree and said β€œWow, look at that bush”

I corrected him and said β€œThat’s not a bush, it’s a treason”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geomads
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Two cave men are hiding from a dinosaur in the bushes

Suddenly the dinosaur comes charging at them and they both flee. The first shouts "what kind of dinosaur IS that?" The other responds "Hemustasaurus"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giblfiz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why have George Bush Beats...?

When you can have algorithms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethano
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory

I saw the hump take a dump in a clump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevebox2345
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