Need a tree or bush pun rooted in D&D
Idk if anyone here plays dnd but i just got another awakened bush as a pet and wanted to give pun for a name the other one is elvis pressleaf any suggestion would be appreciated
I’m saving money for bushes to plant around the yard when my career is over...
It’s my retirement hedge fund.
How did bush fund his campaign?
I saw 2 cows staring at me from behind the bush.
I think it was a steak out.
Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.
I’m starting my own hedge fund.
I gave some dude the money I'd saved to to buy bushes to line my property. I'd introduce you, but
my hedge fund manager hates reddit.
Sony. Panasonic. JVC. Bush.....
They are all just stereotypes.
Technically Moses was the first man to download files from the Cloud...
Watch out for stray Pokémon hiding in the bushes.
They might be trying to take a Pikachu.
I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
George Bush was a shrubborn man
Approaching the house without a mask these days is just bush league.
What do you call a guy in a bush?
What does a marijuana bush say to Snoop Dogg?
Bill Clinton hiding in the Bushes
Saw a bird in the bushes. Nature is healing, we are the problem.
I proudly showed my son, "Check this out! Bought a new shrub trimmer today!" He shrugged and replied, "That's great, dad." I continued...
"It’s cutting hedge technology!"
Clinton hiding in the Bushes
I created a bank account dedicated entirely to buying and maintaining bushes
I tried to cheat during my jog by taking a shortcut through some bushes, but I didn’t realize it was poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
That little girl must have had a long day because she looks bushed
I’ve finally decided to shave my private area.
I need to stop beating around the bush.
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go out for a morning run together
Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.
"How'd you do?" she asks him.
"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"
"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11".
My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...
But I don't like to hedge my bets.
If bushes had a favorite sport what would it be?
Blueberry bushes are one of the least productive plants.
All their effort bears little fruit.
I didn't mean to tell all my friends Bush's secret family recipe!
I got drunk and spilled the beans.
Laura Bush tells George W. Bush, “We have this weekend free. What should we do?”
“Well, let’s think,” he responds.
Laura replies, “No, let’s do something we both can do.”
I had to trim my rose bush today
85 y/o married couple next door can hardly walk. I sometimes see them creeping around the bushes between the houses.
They're a pair of old, worn out sneakers.
Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...
he kept beating around the bush.
My son pointed at a tree and said “Wow, look at that bush”
I corrected him and said “That’s not a bush, it’s a treason”
Two cave men are hiding from a dinosaur in the bushes
Suddenly the dinosaur comes charging at them and they both flee. The first shouts "what kind of dinosaur IS that?"
The other responds "Hemustasaurus"
Why have George Bush Beats...?
When you can have algorithms
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
I saw two cows staring at me from behind a bush.
I think it was a steak out.
I took a shortcut through some bushes, but didn’t realize I was walking into poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
My neighbor just showed me his new bush shears...
It's cutting hedge technology!
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