Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed
The other day I was really killing them at the comedy club, but eventually all they did was boo
Popped one on my daughters today, received with blank stares.
I was passing a large piece of scrambled egg over.
Egg crumbles and falls off the fork.
Daughter:argh it fell off!
Me: yeah it had poor int.egg.rity
I was helping my dad hang up some towel racks in the bathroom. I turned on the stud finder and held up to my chest. When it beeped I looked my dad in the eyes and said "I think we've found a stud." He groaned, but I could tell he was proud of me.