Pubic Hair Puns

A list of puns related to "Pubic Hair"

What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?

Amerkin.

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👤︎ u/AlwaysTheAsshole1234
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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When ever you are feeling powerless, remember just one of you pubic hairs can shut down a Resturaunt!
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👤︎ u/mark30322
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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Why did the pubic hair on the toilet seat, drown?

It was pissed off!

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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Hospital Visit

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said.

Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

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👤︎ u/hayeshilton
📅︎ May 30 2020
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My dad loves his coffee

Me: Hey, dad can I make you a cup of coffee? Dad: Sure Me: How do you take it? Dad: Like my women? Me: Hot and bla... Dad: NO PUBIC HAIR

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👤︎ u/xamax_tha_impaler
📅︎ Feb 26 2014
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Great to know dad!

So I was riding home in my car and we were somehow talking about condoms and stopped talking about pubic hair. Then he said "I hate it when the hair gets stuck in the condom. Now that's a compound problem" WHAT THE FUCK DAD!?!?!?!?!?!?

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👤︎ u/dfretyhg
📅︎ Oct 18 2013
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