Barrack Obama Puns in songs...

Justin Timberlake: I am Bringing Sexy Barrack Eric Carman: Obama Self Amy Winehouse: Back to Barrack Sir Mix a Lot: Baby's got Barrack Take That: I want you Barrack for good.

If anyone has any others to throw in the mix.. it would be very much appreciated....

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Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"

"That's M'Shell on my back!"

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Barack Obama at our local church making continual β€˜Ding Dong’ noises.

I can see why he won the No peace Bell Prize

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How do the Obama’s know when dinner is ready?

They can smell what Barack is cooking.

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What do you call someone who's afraid of obama?

Baracknaphobic!

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What’s president Obama’s favorite vegetable?

Barackolli

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Baroque Obama
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President Obama's 2016 Turkey-Pardon Dad Jokes: The Definitive List

[from NPR-- this sub doesn't allow link posts]

The annual turkey pardon is a silly tradition, and President Obama knows it. On Wednesday, before pardoning turkeys named Tater and Tot, Obama summed up his feelings about this particular duty.

"It is my great privilege β€” well, it's my privilege β€” actually, let's just say it's my job to grant them clemency this afternoon," Obama said.

Not in attendance for the president's final turkey pardoning ceremony were first daughters Sasha and Malia Obama, who gamely laughed alongside their father last year. So instead, the president's nephews Austin and Aaron Robinson stood by for what Obama called his "corny-copia of dad jokes about turkeys."

And thus began a pun-fest for the ages. Here's a list of President Obama's groaners from this year's pardoning ceremony:

"Actually [Sasha and Malia] just couldn't take my jokes anymore. They were fed up."

"What I haven't told them yet is we are going to do this every year from now on. No cameras, just us, every year. No way I'm cutting this habit cold turkey."

"Tater is here in a backup role just in case Tot can't fulfill his duties. So he's sort of like the vice turkey. We're working on getting him a pair of aviator glasses."

"I want to take a moment to recognize the brave turkeys who weren't so lucky. Who didn't get to ride the gravy train to freedom. Who met their fate with courage and sacrifice and proved that they weren't chicken."

[After touting positive economic indicators and the low uninsured rate] "That's worth gobbling about."

"We should also make sure everyone has something to eat on Thanksgiving. Of course, except the turkeys, because they're already stuffed."

"When somebody at your table tells you that you've been hogging all of the side dishes, you can't have any more, I hope that you respond with a creed that sums up the spirit of a hungry people: 'Yes, we cran.' "

"Look, I know there are some bad ones in here, but this is the last time I'm doing this, so we're not leaving any room for leftovers."

"And now from the Rose Garden, Tater and Tot will go to their new home at Virginia Tech, which is admittedly a bit hokey." (The Hokies are the Virginia Tech mascot.)

"And so let's get on with the pardoning. Because it's Wednesday afternoon and everyone knows that Thanksgiving traffic can put people in a foul mood."

[from NPR -- http://www.npr.org/2016/11/23/503178220/president-obamas-2016-turkey-pardon-dad-jokes-the-definitive-list?utm_source=facebook.com

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Obama and the Obamas
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Where does Obama get his teeth cleaned? The prese-dental place #michaelporiginal
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If Pres. Obama did another AMA, can we title it obAMA?
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If Michelle Obama were to run for president in 2020 on the campaign promise of legalizing marijuana, what would her campaign slogan be?

When they go low, we get high.

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About those Obama-Biden memes
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Baroque Obama imgur.com/ymMCVEW
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Is it okay to say President Obama's middle name?

Depends on Hussein it.

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What’s Michelle Obama’s favourite genre of music?

Barack β€˜n’ roll

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What's Obama's favourite instrument?

The micellobama

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How do an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Israeli greet Barack Obama?

Yes

Oui (Yes in French)

Χ›ΧŸ (Ken - Yes in Hebrew)

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Obama fart

Dad: I just had an Obama fart.

Daughter: ?

Dad: It was full of hope and change.

Daughter: How's that?

Dad: I Hope I don't have to Change my drawers.

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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obamaself.

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Putin all jokes Assad, I'm going to watch the Syrian conflict evolve Obama self at home.
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What is Barack Obama 's favorite meal?

Barackoli casserole with baracklava for dessert...

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Prez Obama pardons turkeys but not the dad jokes, he's killing them

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2016/11/23/watch-live-president-obama-pardons-his-final-thanksgiving-turkey/94346928/

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I'm so tired reading everyones Obama comments...
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What did Barack Obama said to Michelle when he proposed? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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The worst thing about Obama leaving office is that I can no longer go into a coffee house and order a "President"...

A tall, black, skinny Americano

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If Obama was a roman soldier, where would he live?

In the Baracks...

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I don't know why people are making a big deal about Obama appearing between Two Ferns...

I mean, Bill Clinton appeared between Two Bushes.

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What do you call cooking Barack Obama just a little bit?

Al Presidente

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What is President Obama's favorite vegetable?

Barack-oli

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Obama delivers a great dad joke while both his girls stand next to him and laugh.

"It is hard to believe this is my 7th year pardoning a turkey. Time flies...Even if turkeys don't"

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Why is Obama taking all the writing instruments out of the White House?

Because Trump is bringing his own Pence

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Obama with the dad joke

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/819694728665006080

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What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable ?

Barackoli πŸ₯¦

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What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?

Barackoli.

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What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?

Barackoli.

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What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle?

I don’t want to be Obamaself.

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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obama self.

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President Obama's 2016 Turkey-Pardon Dad Jokes: The Definitive List

[from NPR-- this sub doesn't allow link posts]

The annual turkey pardon is a silly tradition, and President Obama knows it. On Wednesday, before pardoning turkeys named Tater and Tot, Obama summed up his feelings about this particular duty.

"It is my great privilege β€” well, it's my privilege β€” actually, let's just say it's my job to grant them clemency this afternoon," Obama said.

Not in attendance for the president's final turkey pardoning ceremony were first daughters Sasha and Malia Obama, who gamely laughed alongside their father last year. So instead, the president's nephews Austin and Aaron Robinson stood by for what Obama called his "corny-copia of dad jokes about turkeys."

And thus began a pun-fest for the ages. Here's a list of President Obama's groaners from this year's pardoning ceremony:

"Actually [Sasha and Malia] just couldn't take my jokes anymore. They were fed up."

"What I haven't told them yet is we are going to do this every year from now on. No cameras, just us, every year. No way I'm cutting this habit cold turkey."

"Tater is here in a backup role just in case Tot can't fulfill his duties. So he's sort of like the vice turkey. We're working on getting him a pair of aviator glasses."

"I want to take a moment to recognize the brave turkeys who weren't so lucky. Who didn't get to ride the gravy train to freedom. Who met their fate with courage and sacrifice and proved that they weren't chicken."

[After touting positive economic indicators and the low uninsured rate] "That's worth gobbling about."

"We should also make sure everyone has something to eat on Thanksgiving. Of course, except the turkeys, because they're already stuffed."

"When somebody at your table tells you that you've been hogging all of the side dishes, you can't have any more, I hope that you respond with a creed that sums up the spirit of a hungry people: 'Yes, we cran.' "

"Look, I know there are some bad ones in here, but this is the last time I'm doing this, so we're not leaving any room for leftovers."

"And now from the Rose Garden, Tater and Tot will go to their new home at Virginia Tech, which is admittedly a bit hokey." (The Hokies are the Virginia Tech mascot.)

"And so let's get on with the pardoning. Because it's Wednesday afternoon and everyone knows that Thanksgiving traffic can put people in a foul mood."

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Obama making dad jokes like

"dad, I'm hungry"

"hi hungry, I'm the President of the United States of America"

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