What's a foot surgeon's favorite gum?
What do you call a train made out of bubble gum
I'm testing how long until my gum runs out of flavor,
I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
How did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot
Why does Han Solo like gum so much?
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What is a witches favorite gum?
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
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︎ Dec 07 2020
When does bubble gum have no flavor?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
My uncle told me about other countries that chew leather instead of gum
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Why do scientists chew gum all the time?
Because they like ex-spearmints.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I just found an old pack of gum in my car.
Itβs in mint condition.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.
It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi
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︎ Feb 03 2020
For Sale: Slightly Used Chewing Gum
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︎ Nov 20 2019
My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Some teachers invented a brand of non-adhesive chewing gum.
Unfortunately, it didn't stick around.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
I told my kids they can have as much of my gum as they want.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
What did the gum trees say after I pruned them?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Care for some gum? I have extra.
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︎ Oct 11 2018
I dont like gum
It's too much of a commit-mint
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︎ May 03 2019
What kind of gum does a scientist chew?
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Why did the train love bubble gum?
Cause it was a chew chew.
I got a daughter otw, and the gf got me a book of dad jokes, more to come!
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︎ Jun 15 2019
What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?
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︎ Aug 06 2019
I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Directed by James Gums
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︎ Aug 27 2018
I quit smoking and I'm using gum as an alternative.
It sure is hard to keep lit though.
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︎ Jul 18 2019
What's a dogs favorite flavor of gum?
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︎ Apr 13 2019
What dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums?
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︎ Jun 20 2019
What's the difference between a thief that's struggling with depression, and some gum trees getting chopped down by a cat with a chainsaw?
One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling glum
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"Are you chewing gum?" my teacher asked me
I said, "Do I look like chewing gum to you?"
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︎ Oct 03 2018
My two brothers were fighting over a piece of gum
So I needed to keep the piece.
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︎ May 17 2019
What do you call a cowboy with splinters in his gums?
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︎ Dec 31 2018
My 4 year old: "Daddy, are you chewing gum?"
"Of course not, sweetie, I'm a human being."
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I just bought a 30 year old pack of chewing gum off eBay
You'd think it'd be gone off by now, but it's in mint condition
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What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why does Tomas like bubble gum?
Because he is a chew chew train
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I'm starting a company of recycling chewing gum,
I just need some help to get it off the ground
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︎ May 12 2020
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot
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︎ Nov 23 2019
For Sale: Used Chewing Gum
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︎ Apr 22 2019
I had a 3rd grade teacher who was a real gum nazi
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︎ Dec 22 2018
What do you call a train made of chewing gum?
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An astronaut stepped in gum on the moon
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