What's a foot surgeon's favorite gum?
What do you call a train made out of bubble gum
I'm testing how long until my gum runs out of flavor,
I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
How did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot
Why does Han Solo like gum so much?
What is a witches favorite gum?
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
When does bubble gum have no flavor?
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
My uncle told me about other countries that chew leather instead of gum
Why do scientists chew gum all the time?
Because they like ex-spearmints.
I just found an old pack of gum in my car.
Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.
It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.
My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi
For Sale: Slightly Used Chewing Gum
My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.
Some teachers invented a brand of non-adhesive chewing gum.
Unfortunately, it didn't stick around.
I told my kids they can have as much of my gum as they want.
What did the gum trees say after I pruned them?
Care for some gum? I have extra.
I dont like gum
It's too much of a commit-mint
What kind of gum does a scientist chew?
Why did the train love bubble gum?
Cause it was a chew chew.
I got a daughter otw, and the gf got me a book of dad jokes, more to come!
What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?
I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
I quit smoking and I'm using gum as an alternative.
It sure is hard to keep lit though.
What's a dogs favorite flavor of gum?
What dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums?
What's the difference between a thief that's struggling with depression, and some gum trees getting chopped down by a cat with a chainsaw?
One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling glum
"Are you chewing gum?" my teacher asked me
I said, "Do I look like chewing gum to you?"
My two brothers were fighting over a piece of gum
So I needed to keep the piece.
What do you call a cowboy with splinters in his gums?
My 4 year old: "Daddy, are you chewing gum?"
"Of course not, sweetie, I'm a human being."
I just bought a 30 year old pack of chewing gum off eBay
You'd think it'd be gone off by now, but it's in mint condition
What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?
Why does Tomas like bubble gum?
Because he is a chew chew train
What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?
I'm starting a company of recycling chewing gum,
I just need some help to get it off the ground
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot
For Sale: Used Chewing Gum
I had a 3rd grade teacher who was a real gum nazi
What do you call a train made of chewing gum?
An astronaut stepped in gum on the moon