I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.

Just need help getting it off the ground.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?

A chew chew train

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/svj1983xx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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For Sale: Slightly Used Chewing Gum

Near Mint Condition!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.

She made a mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Some teachers invented a brand of non-adhesive chewing gum.

Unfortunately, it didn't stick around.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...

It left a bad taste in my mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SixPhalaris
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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"Are you chewing gum?" my teacher asked me

I said, "Do I look like chewing gum to you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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My 4 year old: "Daddy, are you chewing gum?"

"Of course not, sweetie, I'm a human being."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2015
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I just bought a 30 year old pack of chewing gum off eBay

You'd think it'd be gone off by now, but it's in mint condition

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2017
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I’ve got a large collection of chewing gum

All mint in box

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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What would someone from Boston call a big pile of boxes of chewing gum?

A mass o'chew sets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
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My father loves cinnamon chewing gum

But whenever he finishes a piece he just spits it on the ground. I'm always embarrassed whenever he does this in public and people stare.

It's a dad-gum shame

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway40k22
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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I'm starting a company of recycling chewing gum,

I just need some help to get it off the ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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For Sale: Used Chewing Gum

Near mint condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/123woooohhaaa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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What do you call a train made of chewing gum?

A chew chew train.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwiftHadoken
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it got stuck on the chicken’s foot.

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