Why do Vampires chew gum?
Because They have BAT Breath!
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Whatβs a scientistβs favorite flavor of gum?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
How did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why does Han Solo like gum so much?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What is a witches favorite gum?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why does Tomas like bubble gum?
Because he is a chew chew train
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
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︎ Dec 07 2020
When does bubble gum have no flavor?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
My uncle told me about other countries that chew leather instead of gum
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Why do scientists chew gum all the time?
Because they like ex-spearmints.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I just found an old pack of gum in my car.
Itβs in mint condition.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.
It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi
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︎ Feb 03 2020
My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
For Sale: Slightly Used Chewing Gum
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Some teachers invented a brand of non-adhesive chewing gum.
Unfortunately, it didn't stick around.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
I told my kids they can have as much of my gum as they want.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
What did the gum trees say after I pruned them?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Care for some gum? I have extra.
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︎ Oct 11 2018
I dont like gum
It's too much of a commit-mint
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︎ May 03 2019
What kind of gum does a scientist chew?
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Why did the train love bubble gum?
Cause it was a chew chew.
I got a daughter otw, and the gf got me a book of dad jokes, more to come!
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︎ Jun 15 2019
What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?
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︎ Aug 06 2019
I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
I quit smoking and I'm using gum as an alternative.
It sure is hard to keep lit though.
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︎ Jul 18 2019
What dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums?
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︎ Jun 20 2019
What's a dogs favorite flavor of gum?
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︎ Apr 13 2019
Directed by James Gums
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︎ Aug 27 2018
What's the difference between a thief that's struggling with depression, and some gum trees getting chopped down by a cat with a chainsaw?
One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling glum
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︎ Feb 21 2019
My two brothers were fighting over a piece of gum
So I needed to keep the piece.
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︎ May 17 2019
"Are you chewing gum?" my teacher asked me
I said, "Do I look like chewing gum to you?"
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︎ Oct 03 2018
What do you call a cowboy with splinters in his gums?
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︎ Dec 31 2018
What is a bodybuilder's favorite flavor of gum?
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︎ Oct 05 2018
My 4 year old: "Daddy, are you chewing gum?"
"Of course not, sweetie, I'm a human being."
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︎ Jul 26 2015
I just bought a 30 year old pack of chewing gum off eBay
You'd think it'd be gone off by now, but it's in mint condition
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︎ Jan 05 2017
What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I'm starting a company of recycling chewing gum,
I just need some help to get it off the ground
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︎ May 12 2020
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot
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︎ Nov 23 2019
For Sale: Used Chewing Gum
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︎ Apr 22 2019
I had a 3rd grade teacher who was a real gum nazi
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︎ Dec 22 2018
What do you call a train made of chewing gum?
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︎ Nov 23 2018
An astronaut stepped in gum on the moon
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