Why do Vampires chew gum?

Because They have BAT Breath!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/69Wilson
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What’s a scientist’s favorite flavor of gum?

Exspearmint

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrNakMuay4
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How did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shuihoppy
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I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.

Just need help getting it off the ground.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cecil_the_wonderdog
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Why does Han Solo like gum so much?

Because it's chewy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pm_me_alottavagina
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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What is a witches favorite gum?

Double Bubble

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2020
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What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?

A chew chew train

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beneficial_Diamond73
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15 2020
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Why does Tomas like bubble gum?

Because he is a chew chew train

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brizzhizz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Talon184
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2020
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When does bubble gum have no flavor?

Postaste

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?

He got stuck in Orbit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afranc72
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2020
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My uncle told me about other countries that chew leather instead of gum

Must be tough.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kesavadh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2020
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Why do scientists chew gum all the time?

Because they like ex-spearmints.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musical-gamer6
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I just found an old pack of gum in my car.

It’s in mint condition.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06 2020
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Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.

It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2020
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My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi

She hated the chews

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2020
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My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.

She made a mint.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2020
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For Sale: Slightly Used Chewing Gum

Near Mint Condition!!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Talon184
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2019
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Some teachers invented a brand of non-adhesive chewing gum.

Unfortunately, it didn't stick around.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zatosu_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2020
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I told my kids they can have as much of my gum as they want.

I have plenty of Extra.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/212Funny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2020
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What did the gum trees say after I pruned them?

Eu-clipped-us!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaryuSaryu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2019
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Care for some gum? I have extra.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/newest_reddit_user
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2018
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I dont like gum

It's too much of a commit-mint

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jewcityyallfeny
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2019
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What kind of gum does a scientist chew?

His spearmint

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rabbitstew45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2019
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Why did the train love bubble gum?

Cause it was a chew chew.

I got a daughter otw, and the gf got me a book of dad jokes, more to come!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pepperelijah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2019
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What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?

Kung Fu Man Chew

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rideintips
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2019
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I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...

It left a bad taste in my mouth.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SixPhalaris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2019
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I quit smoking and I'm using gum as an alternative.

It sure is hard to keep lit though.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shdchko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2019
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What dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums?

The flosso-raptor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lucas1607
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2019
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What's a dogs favorite flavor of gum?

Puppermint.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CharlieKilz_II
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2019
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Directed by James Gums
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XxQU1K5C0P3RxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2018
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What's the difference between a thief that's struggling with depression, and some gum trees getting chopped down by a cat with a chainsaw?

One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling glum

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2019
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My two brothers were fighting over a piece of gum

So I needed to keep the piece.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fihk_553
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2019
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"Are you chewing gum?" my teacher asked me

I said, "Do I look like chewing gum to you?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2018
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What do you call a cowboy with splinters in his gums?

Clint Eatswood.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2018
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What is a bodybuilder's favorite flavor of gum?

Supplemint!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ccolover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2018
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My 4 year old: "Daddy, are you chewing gum?"

"Of course not, sweetie, I'm a human being."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotActuallyMyName
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2015
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I just bought a 30 year old pack of chewing gum off eBay

You'd think it'd be gone off by now, but it's in mint condition

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/platinum95
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2017
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What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?

Chew chew train.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/not_flexy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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I'm starting a company of recycling chewing gum,

I just need some help to get it off the ground

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2020
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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/svj1983xx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2019
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For Sale: Used Chewing Gum

Near mint condition

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/123woooohhaaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2019
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I had a 3rd grade teacher who was a real gum nazi

She hated the chews

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2018
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What do you call a train made of chewing gum?

A chew chew train.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SwiftHadoken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2018
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An astronaut stepped in gum on the moon

He's stuck in orbit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/murph1173
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2016
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