I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
Dad caught me chewing on my clothes.. he asked me..
are you on a pant based diet?
'Hey, what are you chewing, Dora?'
I caught my dog chewing on my boots.
I guess he has really good taste in footwear.
I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
I went into a Gamestop, but they weren't selling anything but chewing tobacco
I caught my little 4 month old niece chewing on her hand
So I turned to my wife and asked, who gave her the handburger? 🍔
What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?
My dog has been chewing on sticks when let her outside.
Now she barks out of both ends.
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
My boston terrier loves chewing on a giant dog plushie.
I guess it's a dog-eat-dog world.
I've got a puppy that's quite smart, but won't stop chewing on everything
So I named him gnaw-it-all
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot
For Sale: Slightly Used Chewing Gum
My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.
Some teachers invented a brand of non-adhesive chewing gum.
Unfortunately, it didn't stick around.
Two mice were chewing on a film roll.
One of them says, “I think the book was better.”
Credit: Tiny Tower Bitbook
they call Gordon Ramsey “raw and uncut,” yet these are the exact words he uses when chewing out the chefs on his show
What did the cow say to his loud chewing friend?
My son keeps chewing on the live electric wires...as a parent, I handled it...
I told him he’s grounded.
I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
"Are you chewing gum?" my teacher asked me
I said, "Do I look like chewing gum to you?"
After a cow had escaped her pen, she was found contentedly chewing its cud at a grow op
My 4 year old: "Daddy, are you chewing gum?"
"Of course not, sweetie, I'm a human being."
I just bought a 30 year old pack of chewing gum off eBay
You'd think it'd be gone off by now, but it's in mint condition
I’ve got a large collection of chewing gum
Dogs like chewing on sticks
Because their mouths are made for barks
I caught my son chewing electrical chords, so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
My son kept chewing on all the electrical chords we had set up for the holidays, so I grounded him...
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...
My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him..
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
My son kept chewing on the electrical cords so I had to ground him...
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
My son kept chewing on live electrical wires
I caught my kid chewing on the electrical cords
So I had to ground him
He’s doing better currently
And conducting himself properly...
My son kept chewing on electrical cords...
I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently. He’s even conducting himself better. I don’t know watt got into him.
My son kept chewing on electrical cables
My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.
He’s doing better currently, and conducting himself properly
My son kept chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and he’s conducting himself properly.
I caught my daughter chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground her.
She's doing better currently, and now conducting herself properly.
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords,
I'm starting a company of recycling chewing gum,
I just need some help to get it off the ground
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
For Sale: Used Chewing Gum
What do you call a train made of chewing gum?
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it got stuck on the chicken’s foot.
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