I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?
My dog has been chewing on sticks when let her outside.
Now she barks out of both ends.
My boston terrier loves chewing on a giant dog plushie.
I guess it's a dog-eat-dog world.
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
I've got a puppy that's quite smart, but won't stop chewing on everything
So I named him gnaw-it-all
I'm starting a company of recycling chewing gum,
I just need some help to get it off the ground
My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.
Some teachers invented a brand of non-adhesive chewing gum.
Unfortunately, it didn't stick around.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot
For Sale: Slightly Used Chewing Gum
Two mice were chewing on a film roll.
One of them says, “I think the book was better.”
Credit: Tiny Tower Bitbook
What did the cow say to his loud chewing friend?
they call Gordon Ramsey “raw and uncut,” yet these are the exact words he uses when chewing out the chefs on his show
My son keeps chewing on the live electric wires...as a parent, I handled it...
I told him he’s grounded.
I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
"Are you chewing gum?" my teacher asked me
I said, "Do I look like chewing gum to you?"
After a cow had escaped her pen, she was found contentedly chewing its cud at a grow op
I’ve got a large collection of chewing gum
My 4 year old: "Daddy, are you chewing gum?"
"Of course not, sweetie, I'm a human being."
I just bought a 30 year old pack of chewing gum off eBay
You'd think it'd be gone off by now, but it's in mint condition
Dogs like chewing on sticks
Because their mouths are made for barks
My father loves cinnamon chewing gum
But whenever he finishes a piece he just spits it on the ground. I'm always embarrassed whenever he does this in public and people stare.
It's a dad-gum shame
What would someone from Boston call a big pile of boxes of chewing gum?
Son: "The puppy's chewing on a hairbrush!"
Me: "He's just brushing his teeth."
Entire family: GROAN.
I Caught My Dog Chewing Grass
Seems like he needed some ruffage.
My dog was chewing on the dining room leg
So I told him "hey, just because it's A table doesn't make it E table"
The filthy look he gave me made me think this qualifies as a dad joke
My parent's cat was chewing on a cardboard box, and my dad made this comment about him eating it...
"Look at him, he's eating a good square meal!"
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
I caught my kid chewing on the electrical cords
So I had to ground him
He’s doing better currently
And conducting himself properly...
My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him..
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
My son kept chewing on the electrical cords so I had to ground him...
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
My son kept chewing on live electrical wires
My son kept chewing on electrical cords...
I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently. He’s even conducting himself better. I don’t know watt got into him.
My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.
He’s doing better currently, and conducting himself properly
My son kept chewing on electrical cables
I caught my daughter chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground her.
She's doing better currently, and now conducting herself properly.
My son kept chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and he’s conducting himself properly.
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords,
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
For Sale: Used Chewing Gum
What do you call a train made of chewing gum?
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it got stuck on the chicken’s foot.
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