What do cows chew.......................................
MOOING GUM.................................................................. My 8 year old told me this and I'm curious as to how many up votes it gets, if you don't like it please down vote without any bad feelings .
Got anxiety and you've run out of things to Fu Man-chew?
My uncle told me about other countries that chew leather instead of gum
Must be tough.
Why do scientists chew gum all the time?
Because they like ex-spearmints.
My 7 month old started to chew on my wifeβs iPhone
I asked her, βdoes it taste like an Apple?β
My dog Minton likes to chew on shuttlecocks.
When he does I say BAD MINTON!
I taught my pet rodent to chew holes in car tires.
He is now my little "Deflator Mouse".
What sound do dogs make when they chew on wood?
Bark! Bark!
What did the man say to the fruit chews?
Hi chews!
Whoa oh here she comes. Watch out boys she'll chew you up. Whoa of here she comes, she's
What kind of gum does a scientist chew?
His spearmint
What do you call a mythical tsundere? A Chew-ba-ba-baka ...
I regret nothing :p
What does a shark use as a chew toy?
Pretty much anything they want.
Do you know why your baby brother chews on my watch?
He likes to eat all the time!
Why did the founding fathers chew on their pens?
They wanted "in da pen dents"
What day should you chew gum?
Chewsday.
Don't smoke and chew Wrigley's at the same time.
You'll get gum cancer.
What kind of gum does Jesus chew?
Holy Spearmint.
