Which kind of tea is hard to swallow?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thishotleafjuice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?

Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pleing1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small flashlight

I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnigmaCA
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What’s the hardest kind of tea to swallow?

Sobriety

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noiness420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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If I swallow two pieces of strings, they will come out the other end tied together

I shit you knot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K3VLOL99
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Why do swallows fly south in winter?

Because it is too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyGenZ
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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It's tough to swallow your pride.

Unless you are a cannibal lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_litt1e_stitious
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why'd the Swallow go to the hair dresser in the morning?

Because the early bird gets a perm.

(I'll get my coat..)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Equivalent_Squash
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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A man saw his friend googling what happens when you swallow a grenade...

The man asked, β€œWhy are you googling that?”

The friend responded, β€œSomeone said I should try it. They said it would blow my mind.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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If i swallow a magnet will i become attractive?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/insertnameplspls
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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My son used to swallow coins pretty regularly when he was a child.

I’ve definitely seen some change in him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?

A plane in the neck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoAwayYouSTINK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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When he was a kid, my son used to swallow coins for no apparent reason.

I’ve definitely seen some change in him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I'm writing a screenplay where a giant snake swallows Dwayne Johnson.

The title: Rocky-Bowel Boa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perverseverence
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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My son used to swallow coins when he was younger, but doesn’t do that anymore.

I’ve definitely seen some change in him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Why did john swallow a magnet?

to become more attractive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n-wordpass-DENIED
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I took a pill in bed last night, but it hurt to swallow.

It was a pill-ow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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A kid accidentally swallows a key

Doctor: "When did he swallow the key?"

Parents: "around 4 months ago"

Doctor: "What the hell have you been doing this entire time?"

Parents: "Using the spare key"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpitiouS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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So, and Interior Decorator made me swallow paint...

I'm fine, but I think I dyed a little inside

Edit: grammar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamFN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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If I swallow some magnets...

...Will I become attractive? (Not my joke, saw it as a youtube comment)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murishani047
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Why do you get a stomach ache if you swallow toothpaste?

It isnt mint to be swallowed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What’s the hardest type of tea to swallow ?

Reality

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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This one's harder to swallow. imgur.com/geCVRh0
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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A group of Swallows is called a Gulp

That is all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lobstarkm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2015
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What's the hardest Tea to swallow?

Reality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsman12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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'Swallow your pride' would be terrible advice to give to a lion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toastcantsurf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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How'd the couch swallow his medicine?

With a cold sofa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Largedump
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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Galactus and Godzilla in an animated pun that is hard to swallow youtube.com/watch?v=na5Un…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRLDFX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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"Did you know that humans can swallow hot lava?"

"Only once though."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/messenger_boy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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What do you call a black hole after it swallows a baby?

An infantesimal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ojbway
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kachary
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaulmejitesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality~

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exorcist2018
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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