So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?

A Stormtrooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredDerfman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What did chewy spray on his best friend after he climbed out of the trash compactor?

Han sanitizer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...

The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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The Stormtrooper enjoyed the wookie steak, but it was a little chewy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gt0t
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?

A Storm Trooper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissKit87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...

...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe

It was a bit Chewie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_P
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....

I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.

The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3hall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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What's Chewbacca's favorite kind of granola?

Chewy granola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satin-rules
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why does Han Solo like gum so much?

Because it's chewy.

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Why don’t Wookies like sushi?

They think it’s a little Chewie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zomghi5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What did han solo say after he tasted wookiee for the first time?

Not bad but a little chewie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why don’t people eat Wookies?

Because no matter how you cook em, them always turn out chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaosFyre
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I want to tell a Star Wars joke...

But I’m afraid it would be too forced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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How do Skywalker's like to shop?

The prefer to pick things up second hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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So a wookie made me some steak

its, good but it came out a little Chewie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Peter Mayhew (Chewie from Star Wars) delivers. imgur.com/QttA1qR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/180s
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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Funny 'Dads Anonymous' story to share for the holiday weekend.

"Welcome everyone to Dads Anonymous. Again my name is Bill and you will notice that we have a new member, please welcome Gary -- Can you tell us what brought you to us today?"

"Well I have a very embarrassing confession. It's even hard to get the words out."

Bill reassures him, "We are all dads here and have been meeting for decades, we've been through all the highs and lows, births and deaths, tragedies, we've heard it all. Just tell us what's on your mind son, we are here to support each other."

"Well, a couple months ago, I broke both my legs in a motorcycle accident and couldn't walk, so I let my wife use the lawnmower." He says through the sobs...

Bob, one of the other dads, starts to get pale. "...and she didn't even cut it in a crisp geometric pattern, it was just random..." Bob starts to sweat and get dry heaves. "YOU BASTARD", he screams. "HOW COULD YOU LET THAT HAPPEN." The dads rise and get ready to beat the crap out of Gary, when Bill stands between them and breaks it up.

"Guys! Guys, we all get weak sometimes and things happen outside our control. Doug, you remember when you were in recovering from Chemo and you gave your wife a hammer, and she used it to hammer a roofing nail into the drywall to hang a picture!" Doug, looks down in shame, "Yes, that was a bad day, I was so weak. She missed the stud and left a dent in the wall, and she just hung the picture over it, crooked!" There was dead silence. "Thats ok Doug, it was twenty years ago, you were young and foolish, you can let it go". Then all the dads shook hands and sat back down.

Bill starts the meeting up again. Then Gary says, "..theres one more thing, Right after I got out of the hospital, she wanted to make a special dinner for us, so I let her grill the steaks..." "OH LORD THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" screams Dave, another dad, his face turning red. Gary continues "...she burnt them one one side and they were dry and chewy." Now there is a bedlam, one dad immediately passes out cold, chairs are thrown, broken bottles, Gary is on the ground being kicked in the ribs. After a few tense minutes Bill managed to get the dads off of Gary. "Stop it, Dave you're killing him. Come on, you remember that time you let your wife go to the repair shop for an oil change?" Dave hung his head, and muttered yeah. "They convinced her to change the cabin filter, wiper blades and the radiator collant..." Bill kept prodding "and, aaand" ...Dave broke down, "and she bought a jug of blinker fluid!" T

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What does wookie meat taste like?

Chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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In honour of Star Wars day I was going to have Wooki steak tonight..

But I've heard it's a little chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Wookie steaks for dinner...

They are quite chewy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threadcrapper
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My local meat market is offering Wookie meat

it's chewy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bibs4353
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Tough guy, huh?

They served Wookie steaks on the Death star.....they were a little Chewie...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Why was Han Solo crying at the dinner table?

Because the meat was Chewie.

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Dad: Carl, I tried Wookiee meat.

Carl: Dad stop. Dad: It was Chewy, Carl...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JOEGG9900
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What did Gordon Ramsay about the corned beef?

ITS SO CHEWY IT COULD FLY THE MILLENIUM FUCKING FALCON

Edit: Ramsay say bleh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ciaeric2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Two wookies are aeting steaks

One asks hows the steak? The other one says It's a little bit chewie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UkuSw0w
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I went to Star Wars land last week and tried a wookiee cookie. It was pretty good...

... a little chewie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brorod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Did you hear about the wookie cookie?

Well I've heard it's kinda chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ianlucky13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Dad: I tried wookie meat delivery last night

Son: Don't say it Dad: It was chewy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simon_the_Great
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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I tried some ewok meat the other night.

It was a little chewie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkiehl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Try the veal...

I heard they served Wookie veal on the death star. It was really a little chewie though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Have you ever eaten Wookie steak?

I wouldn't recommend it, way too chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TVFilthyHank
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies".

They were a little on the Chewy side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Why can't you eat wookiee meat?

Because its too Chewy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Why don't Storm troopers eat wookie meat?

Because it's too chewie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcherniske
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Have you ever eaten a Wookiee?

I heard they are chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idrvfastt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Why didn’t Han Solo like his meal

Because it was Chewy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Centuri13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I ate a wookie once

It was chewy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moeys92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Tried some wookie meat...

It was chewy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I tried Wookie meat for the first time.

IT WAS CHEWY.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Autotech
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I had a Wookie Steak last night....

It was a bit chewy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I once tried wooky meat

It was chewy

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Why can’t you eat Wookiee meat?

Because it’s too Chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blake4Bama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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