Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
My grandmother was so kind to give me this granola bar
I have a fetish, and I remember the first time I tried to do it with a granola bar
It was just nuts
I asked my wife if she wanted lozenges in her granola
She looked at me kind of grossed out and I told her: everyone loves Halls and Oats
A raisin, a peanut, and an oat sit down and order a drink.
The bartender says, “what do you think this is, a granola bar? “.
What should you give your Grandma for breakfast?
Granola
What are you making there, Mom?
I saw that my mom was making some sort of granola bar tpe thing, so I asked her what it is. She says, "They're walnut bars." I said, "What are those?" My Dad then replies, "It's where walnuts go to drink."
My dad on bicycles.
I approached my father, who was obviously preparing for a ride on his clearly dad-bike, by strapping a lunchbox full of granola bars to the frame, and spoke the words that perfectly set myself up for a dad-joke attack. I asked, "Going for a bike ride?" Boom. Total mistake. "Nope, just taking it for a walk. "
