When does bubble gum have no flavor?

Postaste

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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My favorite flavor.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HopefulSwine2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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What flavor of cake do rich people enjoy the most?

Karat cake

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/t3mperance-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2020
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When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied

ΒΏPep? Β‘SΓ­!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klaymens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2020
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A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips.

The barman replies β€œsorry mate we only do plain”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clubdrop14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2020
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Do you know why these are MY cheese flavored chips?

Because they're Nacho Cheese Doritos!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2020
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Kid: Hey dad what flavor are those chips you are eating?

A kid says to his dad: "Hey dad what flavor are those chips you are eating?"

Dad: "My chips!"

Kid: "OK. But, what flavor are those chips?"

Dad: "My chips!"

Kid: "Seriously dad, what flavor are those chips?"

Dad reaches down, grabs the bag of chips, holds them up, points at the label and says: "I said they were my chips. See it says clearly on the bag Nachos."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KromMagnus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2020
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I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son's guitar was handy....

I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2020
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hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Iziahzay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2019
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My 4yo daughter was playing ice cream shop, pretending that little pieces of chalk were the ice cream flavors. She asked me what flavor I wanted

Chalkolate

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/krigito
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2020
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I was brewing my first batch of beer with a friend and he told me to add the seed cones that are used primarily as a bittering, flavoring, and stability agents.

I hopped to it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2020
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many flavors of shredded cheeses
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smeef37
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2020
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My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.

"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2020
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What's a vampire's favorite ice-cream flavor?

Vein-illa.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RAH1SH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2020
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My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.

She made a mint.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2020
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I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.

I’ll call them pre dick a-mints

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/linknt01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2019
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As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...

They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2020
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I made dinner last night but it was late and lacked flavor.

I guess I lost track of the thyme.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2019
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I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...

The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2020
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Just made this up: Son, do you know what's my favorite tea flavor?

Subtle-tea!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karky214
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2019
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I mixed an orange flavored soda and a twig once...

...it was fantastic!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GrandAmIt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2018
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What does a condiment wizard perform?

Saucery

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SackOfPotatoes420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2020
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Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?

There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarnOldTramp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2020
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What do you call a pie that you don’t know the flavor of?

A surpies

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crashtag
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2018
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What kind of crisp favour really took off?

The plane flavor!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TwatBadgerExpress
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call a slice of cheese flavored pastry?

A pizza cake.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DForce5289
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2019
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What is a crow’s favorite flavor of cookie?

chocolate chip peCAWn

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sovietbae
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2019
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Wintergreen flavored prophylactics

Best condiment ever

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2019
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If Sounds had a Flavor to them...

People would end up with Different Tastes in Music.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneMonthOldAccount
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2018
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Two great Nations shared some Yogurt flavors the other day...

It was mostly a cultural exchange.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ProtoXoa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2019
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What's a dogs favorite flavor of gum?

Puppermint.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CharlieKilz_II
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2019
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America: color

England: colour

America:humor England:humour

America: flavor England: flavour

England: what are you doing? America: I’m just getting rid of u

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/levonsafaryan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2020
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Minnesoda
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pilotii101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2020
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What do you get when you cross Hannibal Lectar and Pamela Anderson

Dinner At Hooters

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2020
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I don't understand why Americans spell 'Flavour' as 'Flavor' or 'Colour' as 'Color'

It's pretty Usless

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RashoMcQueen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2018
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Employees at the ice cream shop were very knowledgeable about new flavors coming out...

They had the inside scoop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2018
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I wanted to add some flavor to the food I was making.

But I ran out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phixyus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2018
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What is a bodybuilder's favorite flavor of gum?

Supplemint!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ccolover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2018
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What's the Lone Ranger's favorite flavor of candy?

butter rum butter rum butter rum rum rum

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GGCrono
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2018
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A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies

β€œsorry mate we only do plain.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2019
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