All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
Why are bananas delicious?
Because they're full of potassiyum.
TIL of Private First Class, Francis Lipton— an American soldier in the Revolutionary war. Who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.
It was the first known casual tea of war.
What’s ugly, stupid and delicious
I had some really delicious cheese yesterday
We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby...
It was some baller baller dill, y’all.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited.
When she passed away I fulfilled my promise.
She’s dead and berried.
I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...
Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
I had some delicious honey on my toast this morning.
Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said "Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world." A few shouted back "It's good but we wouldn't say it was the best honey in the world."
Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.
Oh thank you that’s delicious
Why is a rock that fell from the sky more delicious than one you find on the ground?
How do you know if cheese is delicious?
I was talking to my dad about how delicious burritos and fajitas were and how there was just something about them.
He agreed saying it was the taste of the wraps that held it all together.
What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?
What was the Neanderthals most delicious dish ?
Every piece is as delicious as the previous two combined.
I had a dream I was eating a giant, delicious marshmallow
When I woke my pillow was missing....... 🤨
What two areas of school sound like a delicious pastry when put together?
I moved far away from my parents, but every year around this time I make the trip back because my mom makes this delicious sauce for dinner...
You could say I'm home for the hollandaise.
I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes...
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
I ordered about 2000 lbs of delicious Chinese soup
My bottle of Chardonnay just spoke to my steak! It said, "you smell great!" The steak responded, saying "you're a great vintage yourself!" The meal was delicious!
I guess the secret to a good meal is pairing food and wine that compliment each other!
The waiter brought our food to the table. He placed my delicious-looking fajita plate in front of me and said, "Careful, this is gonna be hot"
Fiji is so delicious, it’s mouth watering.
TIL 3rd Age a Franciscan priest named Adelle, the head cook in the Mines of Moria, was known for his delicious tempura
He was rolling in the deep friar.
My wife made a delicious lamb Dahl
I complimented her by saying it was the Dahl-i-Lamb-er of curries.
Why are moon rocks more delicious than Earth rocks?
The birdseed was so beautiful, so majestic, so delicious, the chicken found it...
...im-peck-able.
Okay kill me
Just the other day I had this delicious juicy burger. Can you guess what I ate it with?
I ate it with my mouth, of course!
Jesus Christ, that’s delicious!
My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.
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