Such a delicious pun tbh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappaman69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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How to make a delicious pumpkin roll v.redd.it/3b8hzbg5vxs51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PigPopcorn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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TIL of Private First Class, Francis Liptonβ€” an American soldier in the Revolutionary war. Who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.

It was the first known casual tea of war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaw-Deez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I had some really delicious cheese yesterday

it was crate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby...

It was some baller baller dill, y’all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyruleanHyroe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What’s ugly, stupid and delicious

Turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndeadNineKills
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...

I couldn't a-fjord it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonononer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Delicious harmony
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.

She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I had some delicious honey on my toast this morning.

Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said "Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world." A few shouted back "It's good but we wouldn't say it was the best honey in the world."

Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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All are delicious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/black---lights
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Oh thank you that’s delicious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrum7000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Looks delicious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sussuruss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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How do you know if cheese is delicious?

When it taste GoudaπŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Why is a rock that fell from the sky more delicious than one you find on the ground?

It’s meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/passlake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Delicious
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I was talking to my dad about how delicious burritos and fajitas were and how there was just something about them.

He agreed saying it was the taste of the wraps that held it all together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NidCot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?

High Koala Tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuffbox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Is it cute or delicious?
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What was the Neanderthals most delicious dish ?

The Savory Tooth Tiger !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Delicious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacoKing7744
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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It looks delicious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slisseren
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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I had a dream I was eating a giant, delicious marshmallow

When I woke my pillow was missing....... 🀨

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grag01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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What two areas of school sound like a delicious pastry when put together?

Percussion Pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Every piece is as delicious as the previous two combined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Delicious.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shuffle-Tee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Eerily delicious
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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I moved far away from my parents, but every year around this time I make the trip back because my mom makes this delicious sauce for dinner...

You could say I'm home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matto_McFly_81
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Delicious sub
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Makobeast1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.

It was a Belchin Waffle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawall12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes...

"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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The waiter brought our food to the table. He placed my delicious-looking fajita plate in front of me and said, "Careful, this is gonna be hot"

So I asked him, "When?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CactusPearl21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My bottle of Chardonnay just spoke to my steak! It said, "you smell great!" The steak responded, saying "you're a great vintage yourself!" The meal was delicious!

I guess the secret to a good meal is pairing food and wine that compliment each other!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I ordered about 2000 lbs of delicious Chinese soup

It was wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Fiji is so delicious, it’s mouth watering.
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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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A delicious sequel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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TIL 3rd Age a Franciscan priest named Adelle, the head cook in the Mines of Moria, was known for his delicious tempura

He was rolling in the deep friar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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My wife made a delicious lamb Dahl

I complimented her by saying it was the Dahl-i-Lamb-er of curries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathancreates
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Why are moon rocks more delicious than Earth rocks?

Because they’re meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akassassin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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The birdseed was so beautiful, so majestic, so delicious, the chicken found it...

...im-peck-able.

Okay kill me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsfakenoone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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Just the other day I had this delicious juicy burger. Can you guess what I ate it with?

I ate it with my mouth, of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Southern_Corn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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I invented a new delicious sandwich spread, and I’m trying to get it patented.

But the Mayo clinic never responds to my letters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Jesus Christ, that’s delicious!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/topderp1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?

the mallard reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ulpisen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.

She’s dead and berried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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