Such a delicious pun tbh
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TIL of Private First Class, Francis Liptonβ an American soldier in the Revolutionary war. Who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.
It was the first known casual tea of war.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I had some really delicious cheese yesterday
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︎ Nov 02 2020
We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby...
It was some baller baller dill, yβall.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Whatβs ugly, stupid and delicious
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Delicious harmony
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︎ Aug 02 2020
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited.
When she passed away I fulfilled my promise.
Sheβs dead and berried.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I had some delicious honey on my toast this morning.
Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said "Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world." A few shouted back "It's good but we wouldn't say it was the best honey in the world."
Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.
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︎ May 23 2020
All are delicious
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Oh thank you thatβs delicious
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Looks delicious
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︎ Mar 09 2020
How do you know if cheese is delicious?
When it taste Goudaπ§π§π§π§
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︎ May 14 2020
Why is a rock that fell from the sky more delicious than one you find on the ground?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Delicious
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︎ Nov 21 2018
I was talking to my dad about how delicious burritos and fajitas were and how there was just something about them.
He agreed saying it was the taste of the wraps that held it all together.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Is it cute or delicious?
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︎ Dec 27 2019
What was the Neanderthals most delicious dish ?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Delicious
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︎ Dec 29 2019
It looks delicious
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︎ Oct 04 2018
I had a dream I was eating a giant, delicious marshmallow
When I woke my pillow was missing....... π€¨
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︎ Apr 12 2020
What two areas of school sound like a delicious pastry when put together?
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Every piece is as delicious as the previous two combined.
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︎ Aug 28 2018
Delicious.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Eerily delicious
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︎ Sep 07 2019
I moved far away from my parents, but every year around this time I make the trip back because my mom makes this delicious sauce for dinner...
You could say I'm home for the hollandaise.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Delicious sub
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︎ Jul 29 2019
I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes...
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
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︎ Oct 07 2019
The waiter brought our food to the table. He placed my delicious-looking fajita plate in front of me and said, "Careful, this is gonna be hot"
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︎ Nov 18 2019
My bottle of Chardonnay just spoke to my steak! It said, "you smell great!" The steak responded, saying "you're a great vintage yourself!" The meal was delicious!
I guess the secret to a good meal is pairing food and wine that compliment each other!
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︎ Oct 12 2019
I ordered about 2000 lbs of delicious Chinese soup
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Fiji is so delicious, itβs mouth watering.
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︎ May 29 2019
A delicious sequel.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
TIL 3rd Age a Franciscan priest named Adelle, the head cook in the Mines of Moria, was known for his delicious tempura
He was rolling in the deep friar.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
My wife made a delicious lamb Dahl
I complimented her by saying it was the Dahl-i-Lamb-er of curries.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Why are moon rocks more delicious than Earth rocks?
Because theyβre meteor.
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︎ Aug 25 2018
The birdseed was so beautiful, so majestic, so delicious, the chicken found it...
...im-peck-able.
Okay kill me
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︎ Jul 03 2016
Just the other day I had this delicious juicy burger. Can you guess what I ate it with?
I ate it with my mouth, of course!
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︎ Jul 07 2018
I invented a new delicious sandwich spread, and Iβm trying to get it patented.
But the Mayo clinic never responds to my letters.
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︎ Nov 13 2018
Jesus Christ, thatβs delicious!
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︎ Dec 20 2017
why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?
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︎ Feb 08 2018
My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.
Sheβs dead and berried.
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