Delicious Food Puns

I couldn't a-fjord it.

So I asked him, "When?"

In a small county in Southeast Asia there is a small child.

The child loves to eat his delicious baby food and does so constantly.

In what country does the child live?

Viet-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM

Delicious food, no atmosphere.

I've been looking forward to this. This food is delicious and they are to die for. I found out the hard way

a friend's text to me: I have eaten three mini hot dogs

my response: Frankly, that sounds delicious

I declare you the weiner of the food contest

I hope you dance your buns off

I relish the opportunity to ketchup at a later date

I feel like I could have done more - any other good ones out there?

Om nom nom puns - They're delicious!

What do you...

• ...call a cook-book? Omnomnibus
• ...say after dinner? Omnomcomplete
• ...if you're still hungry? Omnommorenomming
• ...call a hungry, sleepy person? Insomnomnomniac
• ...call a hungry god? Omnomnimpotent
• ...call a food-related sign? An omnom omen
• ...call our species? Omnomnivores
• ...call a delicious fried egg? Omnomelet

Can you (b)eat them?

I'm a server at a local restaurant. A couple came in and both of them ordered fish and chips. As I'm bringing it out to them, the wife says, "Holy mackerel, that's a lot of food!" I responded with, "Actually, we use cod instead, but it's delicious nonetheless." They didn't realize what happened until I scurried away giggling.

Dad: "Hey let's go eat at that new restaurant over there"

Unsuspecting victim: "It's not new, the sign says 'Serving delicious food since 1923'"

Dad: "Yeah, that was only... dramatically looks at watch... 24 minutes ago!"

So I was in the drive-thru at Taco Bell last night, and the guy asked me if I wanted any sauce with my deliciously awful food, and I told him I wanted mild. I said, "Several, if that's cool." He responded by saying, "Well, it's gonna be mild, not cool." I had to pull into a parking space to give myself a minute to stop laughing.

We ordered for our food and we asked for extra plates for our two kids. The waitress leaves and comes back with four little plates and sets them down on the table. In the most enthusiastic voice, my husband gives a thumbs up and says "Thanks! These look delicious!"

My dad, as my mom puts another delicious looking meal on the table: "Looking good! And the food as well!"

Every single time..