I saw an advertisement for tasteful hair implants.
I got some butter today from my friend's cow, but it tasted just like my own!
I called it my butter from another udder.
They just don’t taste right!
I went in for a Covid test and my doctor asked if I had a sudden loss of taste
"No, I always dress like this", I replied.
There’s no taste like gnomes.
What mints taste the worst?
Why do frogs taste like beer?
Because they're full of hops
My friend owns a winery and his wine was picked over others in a wine tasting competition by only one trait...
From my 10 year old son: Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
I saw a pack of gummy worms that said “No artificial flavor.”
Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
What does Jasmine taste like?
What's blue and tastes like red paint?
What smells like feet and tastes like fish?
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
Everyone hates the taste of Fungus when they have it for the first time.
But believe me, it grows on you.
What would you call an apple with good taste?
I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.
I had in-cider information.
My steak didn’t taste very good. At first I thought I over cooked it
But it turns out I didn’t make it in thyme.
Why don't people who eat ass make good taste testers?
Their tongues have been TAINTed!
This coffee tastes like mud!
Well, it is fresh ground.
I ate an optimist once.
But, I couldn't keep him down .
I need help - What does digital coffee taste like
I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!
3 months since I had COVID and I’ve still got very little sense of taste.
Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
Why does novacaine taste so good?
Told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud.
"It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "
While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present. After she walked away, my wife said “She obviously has COVID!” “Why would you think that?” I asked.
“Because she has no taste.”
Puns for a food admirer
I want to design a custom apron for someone who likes admiring food for how it looks more than how it tastes.
So far, I've thought of the following:
- in-food-uator (like 'infatuator' / infatuation)
- food-mirin (this seems kinda low effort lol).
Any more ideas? TIA!
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
I had a job as a taste tester in a distillery....
... but I found the work staggering.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
My daughter asked what pig milk tastes like. I said it's sower.
Making stale bread taste better is easy
Hehe
How do you tell the difference between different twix?
The left ones don’t taste right.
I have bad taste...
No seriously I have covid and everything tastes like a soggy cracker.
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
My friend told me that drinking beer would make him smarter....
But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.
What smells better than it tastes?
I had a mean sandwich the other day.
What did han solo say after he tasted wookiee for the first time?
Not bad but a little chewie
"Waiter, this boiled egg tastes funny"
"Don't ask me madam. I only laid the table. "
Why don't cannibals like eating clowns?
They taste funny!
(I'll see myself out)
Bad packaging
I recently spied a bag of gummy worms which said “No Artificial Flavors”.
Which got me to wondering: who is buying gummy worms hoping they’ll tast like real worms?
Did you know frogs taste like beer?
Why do frogs taste like beer?
Cause they are full of hops.
I like to eat frogs, they taste like beer
Because they’re full of hops
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