G Protein Puns

A protein sheikh!

A Protein Sheikh.

He was looking for the protein shakes but was lost trying to find them. Thankfully, one of the employees showed him the whey.

Because meat is Protein...I...I should go

Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan

They enter the fitness room and The Mandalorian flips a switch revealing a hidden compartment full of protein drinks.

"This is the whey."

I mean, they're excellent sources of protein, fiber, and good cholesterol.

(I was talking about the fruit)

Trainer-Why aren't you progressing with your muscle building? Me- I don't take protein Its 'whey' out of my budget.

But I do know they're protein

A protein shake

What did the Bodybuilder say when he ran out of Protein

Awh no Whey.

Either she's getting wise to my jokes or she's tired of them. Doesn't matter because she got me good.

We're on a low carb diet and she recently bought a cookbook. So we go out to the store and she picks up some whey protein.

"We can make pancakes with this!", says the wife.

"No whey!" I remark, holding back my schoolgirl giggle.

She rolls her eyes, "You're whey out of line this time."

I was always taught meat is protein.

My boyfriend wanted a protein shake and was asked me to make one. I was stalling a little bit and my son piped in "You gotta scare her first" we said what? "That's how you make a shake". I was laughing and so my son decided to keep going. He said "How do you make a napkin dance?" "You put a lil boogie in it" at that point I groaned. My boyfriend said "Quit while you are ahead" my son replied "But I'm a body"

When I asked if he could still have his favorite protein supplement on his diet, he said, “Unfortunately, there’s no whey.”

I'm sitting in our break room when I look left and see a coworker eating boiled eggs and asked him "why always with the eggs." To witch he replies "lots of protein." I'm allergic to sulfa and eggs have sulfa in them. So I told him so, and another coworker of ours looks at me and said "so you eggnore them them." Customary groans from the rest of the table.

My GF has trouble with lactose. We are finding more and more items that are marketed to be healthy to contain whey protein, which aggravates her stomach. It's in products you wouldn't expect it to be in either, like chips.

Anyways, after picking up and putting back a couple of things in a row and being frustrated, she said, "I can't believe all this stuff has whey in it!" to which I of course said...

"No WHEY?!"

Was trying to figure out if I had time to go grab lunch before a deployment at work:

Me: do I have time to grab lunch before this deployment?

Coworker: Yeah definitely, go eat.

Me: Okay, cool, I was just trying to see if I could eat something more than a bag of almonds today.

Coworker: Aw but almonds are so good! They're full of protein and good stuff.

Me: Yeah, but almonds for lunch? That's nuts.

groans throughout the office

There's no whey they could have that much protein

You curdnt make a worse joke

Gordon rennet

I'm gonna loose my rind soon

Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous

You're milking it for all its worth

There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently

There's a real lactose of jokes recently

These jokes are starting to grate on me now

These jokes aren't gouda

Are you gonna put these on rennet?

I can't breelieve you're still making jokes

Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back

edayumDayumDAAAYUM

How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?

Hope these jokes made you truckle!

I was stocking the shelves of the store, when a customers asked if we carry a certain brand of protein powder. I informed him we do not and he asked to see my boss who he complained to, afterwards my boss handed me the customer complaint form he'd filled out which read "Customer very upset that he didn't get his whey"

Trying to think of a name for a shop that sells healthy protein shakes but has a hooters-like atmosphere. I am usually good with this kind of thing. But I'm all shook up.

My Dad said this one at the store. "Look their protein is on sale. Some people would say no whey."

You need protein to be in shape

My mom was admitted to the hospital today for bilateral pneumonia. Thankfully they said just for a night so they could get some IV antibiotics in her system. Dad texted me a picture of her lunch (she has PKU so no protein allowed) http://i.imgur.com/xzcTSkT.jpg

"Dude I forgot my protein at home!"

"No whey"

Making a SOY protein shake when my dad walks in.

Dad: whatchya doing? Me: making a protein shake Dad: what kind? Me: Chocolate.

My dad picks up the large bottle of protein powder and exclaims, ' 24 grams of protein?! No whey...'

I'm new to working out and supplements and all that. I asked him if he had any suggestions for what protein to get. He responded with "let's whey the options". I should have seen that coming

I just got home from the gym ten minutes before my dad got home from work. He saw me stirring my protein shake in my cup: Dad: "What's in the cup?" Me: "Just a protein shake" Dad: "No whey!"

He was so proud of himself for that one

I mention to my mother that I was low on whey protein and would need some before returning to school.

Her response: "Oh, no whey!"

A man came in who was "literally the most dad-looking man" my friend had ever seen. He asked for a smoothie, and when my friend asked what kind of protein he wanted, he responded, "I would like whey protein. I like to take my smoothies all the whey."

I was sitting in the cafeteria for lunch yesterday and chatting with my fellow volunteers when one of them pulls out one of those shaker bottles that people mix up protein powder in. Hers just had water in it, but she hadn't taken out the metal shaker.

Without skipping a beat, the man on my left perks up and says, "Wow, that's some fancy spring water you've got there!"

Cue the groans.

A protein shake

A protein Sheikh