A list of puns related to "Cholesterol"
Statin Island.
Simbastatin
At lunch, I chose a salad as my side and stated: today truly is a Sadderday because all my Frydays are in the past
🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.
🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.
🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.
🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.
🍺 Beer may help improve memory.
🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.
I once had a friend named Phil who would put extra salt on his noodles. He died of high cholesterol.
Can I get a Ramen?
I mean, they're excellent sources of protein, fiber, and good cholesterol.
(I was talking about the fruit)
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