What New York borough has the lowest cholesterol levels?

Statin Island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PharmSystem
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What should you give a lion with high cholesterol?

Simbastatin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Just started on cholesterol mediation. Favorite foods off the table...

At lunch, I chose a salad as my side and stated: today truly is a Sadderday because all my Frydays are in the past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerd_of_gods
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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I ate a sausage

What’s the wurst that could happen?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voicedm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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A guy named Phil.

I once had a friend named Phil who would put extra salt on his noodles. He died of high cholesterol.

Can I get a Ramen?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThayPastaGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I pity the people who have never had a date before...

I mean, they're excellent sources of protein, fiber, and good cholesterol.

(I was talking about the fruit)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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