" I can't be sweet, you're diabetic "
He's pumped
When he tells people he always says he's "diabolic" before correcting himself. 15 years at least he's been saying it and it never gets old.
She said,"I am a damn patient!!"
Sweet irony
"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."
Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.
“Just a spoonful of medicine makes the sugar go down♪”
Lacks toes n' tolerant.
Donut ask. Donut tell.
He lacks toes and tolerance.
Is that a trick question.
It's just a movie about sugar
I feel so defeeted.
Let there be cake!
I said I can't help it doc, its a pun-creatic disease.
A necktarine
the website of Diabetes Support Groups ask for cookies?
They know how to break the ice
A sugar daddy
I told her i can't because I'm diabetic
Fat, you get Fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
All the shots
It could be a lifesaver.
I've been eating a lot of candy and when I put any clothes on I say "these are tight too!"
Choking on sugar.
When your favorite aunt is Aunt Jemima.
When asked by my kid's friend what the difference between type 1 and 2 diabetes is, I said, "Type 2 diabetes is developed later in life. Type one is like Lady Gaga."
a reply of blank stare for a moment, then he said, "Lady Gaga is diabetic?"
My reply: "No. for type one diabetes, you are born this way"
He responded, "But I'm so attached to it!"
Thank you to my friend/coworker and her grandfather for having a sense of humor and not having an issue with me exploiting him for that sweet, sweet karma.
I guess he was also lack toes intolerant.
It sucks for people with diabetes.
Diabetes.
I was explaining the interesting L-glucose thing I saw on Reddit t'other day to my diabetic father.
Dad: oh, so it's Spanish glucose then?
He thought it was great.
Edit: TIL I am a neckbeard-Yorkshireman with a Dad who literally bats for 't'other side' - for anyone still in the dark,"t'other" is contraction of "the other" commonly heard in NE England; it is commonly used elsewhere as a lighthearted/bucolic affectation.
Idk how this came to me the other day but I was thinking, if someone has a hard time remembering the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes, they can say this:
Type 1 is diabeetus of the fetus
Type 2 is diabeetus cause you eatus
Diabetes
You have diabetes
Bob has diabetes.
Back in the day, we didn't have very tasty soup. Because of this, we put the elbow of the youngoust son in the soup. We did this every time, 30 minutes long. The soup would taste a bit more like meat.
One day, it tasted like sugar.
That's how we discovered he had diabetes.
And they asked me if i accept cookies.
