If Asian food has umami, then what does Mexican food have?

Ay papi!

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My wife was wondering what her breast milk tastes like, so she asked the baby. And he told her...

Umami.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daveberzack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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What did the Japanese chef with an Oedipus complex say to his mother?

Umami!

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What’s the first thing a newborn tastes?

Umami

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa-heph
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Dinner joke

So tonight at the dinner table my mother wanted to explain how she made the salad.

So she begins with: "first i chopped some salat just to begin the salat, and I added some apple and lime to give it some bitterness. I also chopped some hazelnuts to give the salat umami" (to those who don't know what umami is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami)

Then my dad interrupted and said: "If I had made that salat, i would have used walnuts instead. I prefer the taste og upapi.

The he laughed in a way, only a dad can do.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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