Have you met Mr. Shiitake yet?

I hear he’s a fungi.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Spore wish I hadn't fallen for that one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SavageTimmy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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My customers have no sense of humor :(

I work part time in the produce department at a grocery store. Last night while I was at work a customer came up to me and asked, "do you have any more thyme?" So of course I replied with, "well I hope so, I'm only 19" and then laughed to myself for a while. I looked back up and she was just staring at me kind of angrily, so I told her we were all out and she left. Some people need to learn to appreciate comedy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmatt1024
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2015
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What did the milky mushroom call the other mushroom who wouldn't stop making fun of it's pale complexion?

A shiitake-n mushroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a bragging mushroom?

A shiitake

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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