What do you call a mushroom in a fable?
What made the mushroom forager such a good person?
I found the mushroom kingdom.
I am TOADally content now
I don't trust people who don't like mushrooms.
Clearly they are of low Morel fibre.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Why was a mushroom invited to a party?
The guy at my workplace whose haircut looks like a mushroom got fired today
Why are mushrooms so entertaining to hang out with?
My friend really loves dressing up as a mushroom.
I became friends with a mushroom today...
Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.
I wanted to become a fun guy.
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?
Why did everyone always want to hang out with the mushroom?
Because he was a fun guy! (fungi)
Most of my group wanted to go mushroom hunting.
I call them the morel majority.
I want to try one of those mushrooms they found on Mars.
I bet they're out of this world.
What did one mushroom say to the other...
You seem like a really fungi
What do you call a mushroom that loves to party?
Yesterday I enjoyed spending time with a mushroom...
He was a fungi (fun guy).
Why is trivia a mushroom’s favorite game?
There was a mushroom on the first floor of my house.
Why did the cows stop eating mushrooms?
My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? They’re clearly from Japan.
Why don't mushrooms always get along?
They like to shiitake other.
What did the mushroom say when his girlfriend dumped him?
Come on, why babe? I’m a fungi
A mushroom walked into a bar
A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender immediately kicked him out. The mushroom responded with c’mon I’m a fungi
I tried to befriend a mushroom today
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was such a fun guy.
What do mushrooms watch on TV?
Why was the mushroom the hit of the party?
Why did the fruits invite the mushroom as chief guest for their party?
Cause he seemed like a "fun-gi"
Why do mushrooms always get invited to parties?
Because they’re all fungi’s
Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.
If you don’t believe me, just go check some toadstool.
I met up with a couple mushrooms the other day
They where some pretty fun-gis
I Have This Friend Who Likes Mushrooms
What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?
I met an awesome dude today, he was way into mushrooms
I was recently rejected from a mushroom studying school.
They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!"
The mushroom replies, "Why not?! I'm a fun guy!"
He then goes on to say "The name's Gus, and all my friends call me Fun Gus"
Did the woman go on a date with the mushroom?
Of course.. After all, he is a Fungi
Why did the mushroom go to the party
Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
What do people say about the mushroom?
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