Mushroom puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cant-think-of-one
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2013
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What do you call a mushroom in a fable?

The morel of the story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/major_herb
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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What made the mushroom forager such a good person?

He had good morels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arr_jay816
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I found the mushroom kingdom.

I am TOADally content now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartanT8472
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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I love my mushroom!

He's a real fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/u-u-u_u_u
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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I don't trust people who don't like mushrooms.

Clearly they are of low Morel fibre.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he’s a fun-gi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Why was a mushroom invited to a party?

Because he is a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakedlogik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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The guy at my workplace whose haircut looks like a mushroom got fired today

Too bad he was a FUNGI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnasf1
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Why are mushrooms so entertaining to hang out with?

Because they're Fungi's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkZephyr666
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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My friend really loves dressing up as a mushroom.

He really is a fungai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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I became friends with a mushroom today...

He's a real fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLASHsixx
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.

I wanted to become a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Masderus-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?

Because he’s a funghi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/29thattempt
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Why did everyone always want to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fun guy! (fungi)

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Most of my group wanted to go mushroom hunting.

I call them the morel majority.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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I want to try one of those mushrooms they found on Mars.

I bet they're out of this world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaycidy
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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What did one mushroom say to the other...

You seem like a really fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonecrusher9874
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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What do you call a mushroom that loves to party?

Fun Gus

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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No mushroom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/connolnp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Yesterday I enjoyed spending time with a mushroom...

He was a fungi (fun guy).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndForWar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Why is trivia a mushroom’s favorite game?

Its a fun guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanible
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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There was a mushroom on the first floor of my house.

Morel of the storey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hanya_124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Why did the cows stop eating mushrooms?

The steaks were too high

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? They’re clearly from Japan.

What a shit take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elzuff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Why don't mushrooms always get along?

They like to shiitake other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silver4ura
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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What did the mushroom say when his girlfriend dumped him?

Come on, why babe? I’m a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nordy_13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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A mushroom walked into a bar

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender immediately kicked him out. The mushroom responded with c’mon I’m a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyThereLinus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I tried to befriend a mushroom today

I heard he’s a fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLaziestPotato
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was such a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donfam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do mushrooms watch on TV?

Spores

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monosteeze
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Why was the mushroom the hit of the party?

He was a fun-guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Do you know Mr. Mushroom

He's a Fun guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebast2111
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Why did the fruits invite the mushroom as chief guest for their party?

Cause he seemed like a "fun-gi"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginks_21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why do mushrooms always get invited to parties?

Because they’re all fungi’s

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.

If you don’t believe me, just go check some toadstool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egb233
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I met up with a couple mushrooms the other day

They where some pretty fun-gis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shmetiusmetius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I Have This Friend Who Likes Mushrooms

He's a FUNGI at parties

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carcival
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?

A spores car!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lanifeibor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I met an awesome dude today, he was way into mushrooms

He was a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrawesomelemons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I was recently rejected from a mushroom studying school.

They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SD_Swift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!"

The mushroom replies, "Why not?! I'm a fun guy!" He then goes on to say "The name's Gus, and all my friends call me Fun Gus"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolvieBS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Did the woman go on a date with the mushroom?

Of course.. After all, he is a Fungi

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why did the mushroom go to the party

Because it was a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Why was the mushroom the life of the party?

Because he was a Fungi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spitmonkeyx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What do people say about the mushroom?

He's a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stanusNat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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