Mushroom puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cant-think-of-one
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2013
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What kind of mushroom loves to gossip?

A shit-talkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HandCrimped
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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Why was mushroom the life of the party?

Because he is a fun guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbysmalVixen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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Why did the mushroom go the the party?
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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There is not mushroom left in this office..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Logical_Window
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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Why was the mushroom brought along?

Seemed like a fungi to be around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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Mushroom walks into a bar

Bartender says: β€œHey! We don’t serve your lame kind!” Mushroom says: β€œCome on! I’m a fungi!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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What's Blue and lies under a mushroom ?

Smurf poop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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Why Is Everyone Happy When The Mushroom Shows Up At The Party?

Because He's A Real Fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvb1123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30
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Anytime I eat mushrooms

I turn into a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadynasty94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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Most mushrooms are kind and respectful

But every once in a while you find one that is downright shit talky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BokenUnbroken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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Mushroom house πŸ„
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jadeybabey
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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I found mushrooms growing from the bathroom ceiling in my NYC apartment (typical) and called my dad to see what I should do about it.

He immediately said, β€œWell, I wouldn’t eat them.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banananabby
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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I was gonna cook some garlic butter mushrooms, you know, spice up a meal

Then I realised, ain’t anybody got thyme for that.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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I guess my dad started a mushroom company and didn't tell me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Missburr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Warned my son about the dangers of drugs today. Told him a story about a girl I knew who went crazy from doing mushrooms all the time. Surprised, he asked, "Really?" I replied, "Yes, absolutely true."

"She became a little spore addict."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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Mario doesnt get bigger when he eats the mushroom

He's high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hanitozao123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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What did the mushroom say as he was falling off of the cliff?

Help! I'm in truffle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinSpartan
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Why was the mushroom invited to the party?

Because it was a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tronkfool
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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I went looking for mushrooms, but I am not very good at it

There is no morel to this tale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sludgemonkey01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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I moved a giant mushroom into my apartment

My room mate said: β€œIt takes up to much-room!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggs_in_a_sausage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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Porch-ini mushroom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itheminotaur
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What do you call a mushroom that’s fun to be with?

A fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guval25
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Why kind of bars do mushrooms go to?

Salad bars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fdharp0803
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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What do you call an amusing, mushroom-looking person?

A fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakt_adolf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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There's a type of mushroom I bring everywhere, to dinner parties, bball games, work, they easily fit in my pocket

They're called portablebellos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmokeRingHalo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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What did the tree say to the mushroom?

You might be a decomposer, but you are a really fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadlyporkchop7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Cheap contrived puns about mushrooms are nearly always in spore taste
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Mushroom walks into a bar...

Bar tender says, β€œsorry sir... we don’t serve your kind.”

Mushroom replies, β€œWhy not, I’m a Fun-gi”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitz-and-gigglez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Why did the girl catch feelings for the mushroom?

Because he was a pretty fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grizz117
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Why did the mushroom get all the ladies?

He’s a fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unsaneasylum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Why is the mushroom always invited to parties

Because he's a fun guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stein_code
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I recently met a guy selling magic mushrooms

He's a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abzstem
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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To save his business, my butcher is trying an experimental process where he gives his cows magic mushrooms before slaughtering them.

Let's just say...the steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benchwrmr22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do you get when you feed a frog a mushroom?

Toadstool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Science_Geek_101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Why was the mushroom farm dark

There wasn't mushroom to put lights

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gjtow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I heard today kids today are smoking mushrooms trying to get high. How in the world do they keep the pizza lit?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divine_Squire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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At first i didn't like mushrooms,

but they started to grow on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2DoorZ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why did the mushroom have so many friends

Because he was a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fruitloops-420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I love having mushrooms in my breakfast

It’s the breakfast of champignons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Whenever I’m in France I always start the day with a bowl of mushrooms...

Breakfast of champinions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siKing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Mushrooms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aschwede318
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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My friends call me a mushroom

'cause I'm a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tricky_Nick007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Public opinion was favorable for local farmer banning outsiders access to hills filled with mushroom on his land.

He had the morel high ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iuntti
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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β€œBabe you’re not giving me mushroom”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark_ryan2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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A mushroom walks into a bar...

The bartender looks at the mushroom and says β€œwe don’t serve your kind here.” The mushroom looks at the bartender and says β€œwhy not? I’m a fungi!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Shwaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why did the female mushroom ask the male mushroom on a date?

He seemed like a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What do you call a mushroom that buys everyone drinks?

A fungi to be with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spazpekker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What did the milky mushroom call the other mushroom who wouldn't stop making fun of it's pale complexion?

A shiitake-n mushroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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My pawpaw always did his best to keep his cows away from the mushrooms.

He didn't want the steaks to get too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I tried to smoke mushrooms...

...but I couldn't keep the pizza lit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryingstlfan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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"But I don't have mushroom"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/naumanafsar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I recommend you try cooking mushrooms, they're really hard to mess up

There isn't mushroom for error

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonelWepler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Ever hear about the poorly-performing mushroom farm?

There isn't mushroom for more mushrooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G4ll0wsHum0ur
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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We’ve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause he’s a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?

He had no morrels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legna-mirror
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Have you met the mushroom man?

He's a real fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerodogpicdealer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I crack myself up sometimes. I went grocery shopping earlier today and when I got home the wife asked β€œwhere are the mushrooms?” ... without missing a beat, I said

β€œI couldn’t get them, there wasn’t β€˜mush room’ in the trolley. β€œ

She threw things at me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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A mushoom walks into a bar. The bartender says to the mushroom

"Hey, we don't serve your kind here."

The mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkTheBag112
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Must be a shit-talk-e mushroom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Apparently you can't use 'mushroom stew' as a password!?

It's not stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/air28uk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Why did the mushroom dealer get rid of his small bins?

Because there wasn’t mushroom

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I bet there's not mushroom here for puns like this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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Why did the girl mushroom like the boy mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaterJustace
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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What’d call a mushroom that buys everyone drinks?

A fungi to be with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spazpekker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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[Bilingual] What did the mushrooms cheer after they won the game?

"We are the champignons!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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If the mushroom was such a fun guy why didn't they have the party at his house?

There wasn't much-room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I don't like mushrooms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CYKABlyetGrande
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I’ve been supergluing mushrooms all over my body.

My wife says it’s not right, but I’m sticking to my morels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stekol13
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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This is what happens when you cook steak with magic mushrooms imgur.com/9eYObSc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/layzworm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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I had a great night out with my friend Mushroom yesterday.

He's a real fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeballKid143923
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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what mushroom talks about people behind their backs?

shit-talk-e mushrooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AimlessFloating_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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What do you call a giant mushroom?

Hufungus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Popes1ckle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Today while at work some coworkers were talking about the mushrooms they started cooking. I exclaimed β€œI like to think I’m a mushroom” they looked puzzled so I clarified β€œI like to think I’m a fun guy”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannyboy6657
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender tells him to get the hell out.

He says, β€œWhat’s wrong? I’m a fun guy!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JjrShabadoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, Hey we don’t allow mushrooms in here.”

The mushroom says, β€œWhy not? I’m a fungi.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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My wife ate mushroom and said it wasn’t enough.

I gave her mushcondo instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etawong
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I wanted to fit fungi in my greenhouse, but there wasn't mushroom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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I used to hate mushrooms but now they're growing on me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Likesorangejuice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Two leprechauns are in the forest eating mushrooms and one asks the other

Having fun,Gus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brentafett
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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What happened when the mushroom fell down the stairs?

He had a bad trip.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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My daughter has a fungal rash on her cheek, so my wife calls her a mushroom when applying the ointment.

I tell my daughter, β€œIt’s ok, I’m a fungi too!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa-heph
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I haven’t showered in so long I’m starting to grow mushrooms on my back

Didn’t realise it would make me this much of a fun guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_Not_Candian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I really like mushrooms

But they fill me up so much it doesn't leave mushroom for anything else

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πŸ‘€︎ u/social_pariah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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At the end of his quest the prince realized he should never have eaten that mushroom.

That is the morel of this story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdSales
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Have you ever heard of the mushroom who wanted to be a comedian?

He was a fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dohlarn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What did the mushroom say to his friends when they were going to an event without him?

Have fungis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurriesRGay14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Why are mushrooms so filling?

Because once you've eaten them you don't have mushroom left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howeynick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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A mushroom walks into a bar...

The bartender says we don't serve your kind here,

The mushroom says, why not? I'm a "fungi"!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julipul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What do you call a mushroom having fun?

A fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckMedic11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Why was the mushroom invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Warhola
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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