What do you call a fungal 80's movie star?
Molly ringworm
I got a fungal infection the other day.
I hated it at first, but now it’s starting to grow on me.
Today on the bus I sat next to a man who was an expert on fungal organisms. The whole time he was talking to me all I could think was...
That is not a fungi.
My daughter has a fungal rash on her cheek, so my wife calls her a mushroom when applying the ointment.
I tell my daughter, “It’s ok, I’m a fungi too!”
Why did the lettuce stop dating the mushroom?
He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on his schedule.
What do you call a massive outbreak of women who enjoy their time?
A fungal infection
When mushrooms use tinder
“I’m a fungi looking for a fungal.”
