Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.
I wanted to become a fun guy.
Why do mushrooms always get invited to parties?
Because they’re all fungi’s
Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
I met up with a couple mushrooms the other day
They where some pretty fun-gis
I Have This Friend Who Likes Mushrooms
I met an awesome dude today, he was way into mushrooms
What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!"
The mushroom replies, "Why not?! I'm a fun guy!"
He then goes on to say "The name's Gus, and all my friends call me Fun Gus"
I was recently rejected from a mushroom studying school.
They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.
Did the woman go on a date with the mushroom?
Of course.. After all, he is a Fungi
Met a guy named Mushroom once.
I was going to use this mushroom to poison someone
Why do people like mushroom?
Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
I can't stop my mushroom from leaning.
I think I need some morel support.
People ask me why my best friend is a mushroom
I always tell them because he's a fungi
What did the girl mushroom say to her boyfriend?
What kind of mushroom loves to gossip?
I used to know a mushroom named Gus who was a blast to hang out with. That changed the day his girlfriend left him.
She said she preferred 2 fun-guy over one fun-Gus.
Said in a field full of large mushrooms
"There's humungous fungus amongus!"
What are the easiest mushrooms to carry?
Have you met Mr. Mushroom?
Why did the lettuce stop dating the mushroom?
He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on his schedule.
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer.
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender: "Sorry we done serve food here."
Mushroom: "Come on, I'm a fungi..."
PS. I know a similar joke was recently posted, but I've always loved this two parter version.
Why can you take multiple mushrooms
They don’t take up mushroom
Still working on my beef and cream of mushroom cannon
Starting to worry it’s not stroganoff
🤦🏻♂️
PSP made out of mushrooms, call it Playstation Portabello
You know what the problem is with mushrooms?
They don't leave mushroom
Last night I got so high I started talking to a mushroom
He was actually a pretty fungi
Why was mushroom the life of the party?
Why did the mushroom go the the party?
There is not mushroom left in this office..
Why was the mushroom brought along?
Seemed like a fungi to be around.
Having mushrooms in the morning
Is the breakfast of champignons
We all know that the mushroom was a real fun guy.
At least until he met an anti fun gal.
I wasn't invited to perform on the annual mushroom stand-up comedy show
I guess they must have realized I'm not a fungi.
I found mushrooms growing from the bathroom ceiling in my NYC apartment (typical) and called my dad to see what I should do about it.
He immediately said, “Well, I wouldn’t eat them.”
What's Blue and lies under a mushroom ?
Why is the mushroom always invited to the party?
Why Is Everyone Happy When The Mushroom Shows Up At The Party?
Because He's A Real Fungi.
I guess my dad started a mushroom company and didn't tell me.
Most mushrooms are kind and respectful
But every once in a while you find one that is downright shit talky.
What do people say about the mushroom?
Mushroom walks into a bar
Bartender says: “Hey! We don’t serve your lame kind!” Mushroom says: “Come on! I’m a fungi!”
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