What kind of mushroom loves to gossip?

A shit-talkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HandCrimped
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I love having mushrooms in my breakfast

It’s the breakfast of champignons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Dad: Why did everyone love the mushroom?

...because, he was a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agent8am
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Bartender: "Sorry we done serve food here."

Mushroom: "Come on, I'm a fungi..."

PS. I know a similar joke was recently posted, but I've always loved this two parter version.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mykeythebee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I never know how to respond.

The other day I made lasagna for my family. Half of us love mushrooms while the other half hates them, so I usually make two.

Me (pointing to the individual ones): "That one has mushrooms and that one doesn't"

My dad got a sad look on his face when looking at the one w/o mushrooms and said, "Awh, this is terrible. I can't get the spatula in."

Me: "Why not?"

Dad: "There's not mush room in there"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coachz1212
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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A mushroom walks into a bar...

The bartender says we don't serve your kind here,

The mushroom says, why not? I'm a "fungi"!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julipul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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