Most of my group wanted to go mushroom hunting.

I call them the morel majority.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What do you say when there’s a mushroom near a group of people?

THERES A FUNGUS AMONGUS!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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A dad joke that happened at Bonnaroo this year.

A group of friends and I have gone to Bonnaroo (a music festival, for those who aren't aware) the past two years. this year, my friends dad decided to tag along with us, and he is one of those dads who is chill as hell and doesn't really care about the obvious drug use that occurs at festivals. while we were all hanging out at our campsite, a guy approached our campground and asked "hey, do any of you guys want some mushrooms?" my friend's dad, who was fully aware what shrooms are, was the first to respond, saying "nah, mushrooms are my least favorite pizza topping." the guy just kind of blankly stared for a second, then walked away as we all laughed/groaned.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2014
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