Hall & Oates Puns

A list of puns related to "Hall & Oates"

I asked my wife if she wanted lozenges in her granola

She looked at me kind of grossed out and I told her: everyone loves Halls and Oats

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👤︎ u/nerd_of_gods
📅︎ Feb 15 2016
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My girlfriend and I were discussing dressing as Hall and Oats for next Halloween

Her: who would be Hall and who would be Oats?

Me: I better be Oats because you're gluten intolerant.

She actually laughed.

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👤︎ u/torakwho
📅︎ Jan 03 2015
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No one under 30 will even get this

Why did the farmer start wearing ear plugs?

He was tired of Hall'n Oats

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👤︎ u/Chewie83
📅︎ Feb 12 2014
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