Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

But they didn’t planet.

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Bruno Mars
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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?

24 carrot magic

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Bruno Mars’ β€œUptown Funk” Music Video Is God Awful

Don’t believe me? Just watch...

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I've promised my family and friends not to sing Bruno Mars' Uptown Funk anymore

Dont believe me? Just watch.

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My honest timepiece denies I was listening to Bruno Mars' "Uptown Funk"

Don't believe me, just watch?

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Bruno Mars messed up

by not titling his newest hit "^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Magic"

Edit: formatting this on mobile was a nightmare

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[Told by my dad during his birthday larty] Who's Freddy Mercury's long lost brother?

Bruno Mars

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A pop singer recently opened up a chocolate/wine cafe...

it's called "Bruno Mars Bar"

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We were sitting in McDonald's when this song comes on...

Daughter and I were sitting in McDonald's and "Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars comes on.

I said "This song is kind of weird."

She said "Why do you say that?"

I said "It sounds like it's from Mars."

She brightens, thinking she's got me: "It IS fr-- Oh why do I fall for it!?"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2013
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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar

But they didn't planet

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What’s the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?

24 carrot magic

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...

...But they didn't planet that way.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Bruno Mars, Venus Williams, and Freddie Mercury walked into a bar...

but they didn't planet that way

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