Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
But they didn’t planet.
What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?
24 carrot magic
Bruno Mars’ “Uptown Funk” Music Video Is God Awful
Don’t believe me? Just watch...
I've promised my family and friends not to sing Bruno Mars' Uptown Funk anymore
Dont believe me? Just watch.
My honest timepiece denies I was listening to Bruno Mars' "Uptown Funk"
Don't believe me, just watch?
Bruno Mars messed up
by not titling his newest hit "^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Magic"
Edit: formatting this on mobile was a nightmare
[Told by my dad during his birthday larty] Who's Freddy Mercury's long lost brother?
Bruno Mars
A pop singer recently opened up a chocolate/wine cafe...
it's called "Bruno Mars Bar"
We were sitting in McDonald's when this song comes on...
Daughter and I were sitting in McDonald's and "Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars comes on.
I said "This song is kind of weird."
She said "Why do you say that?"
I said "It sounds like it's from Mars."
She brightens, thinking she's got me: "It IS fr-- Oh why do I fall for it!?"
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar
But they didn't planet
What’s the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?
24 carrot magic
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...
...But they didn't planet that way.
Bruno Mars, Venus Williams, and Freddie Mercury walked into a bar...
but they didn't planet that way
