The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick
She still isn't talking to me
I’m reading a book on the history of glue....
I can’t seem to put it down.
What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?
My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
It’s been a week now and she’s still not talking to me.
I still dream about the time in my life when I used to sniff glue. It was many years ago now.
But that sort of thing stick in your mind.
What is the difference between a guitar , a Tuna and a pot of glue?
You can tun(a) guitar but cannot guitar a tuna
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chap stick this morning.
She's still not speaking to me.
What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a glue stick?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna
***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke
Dad: what's the difference between a piano, tuna and glue?
Son: dunno.
Dad: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Son: huh? So what about the glue?
Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that.
Recently read a fascinating book about glue.
What do you call a doughnut filled with glue?
What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a stick of glue?
You can’t tuna fish!
“What about the glue?”
I knew you’d get stuck on that!
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
A man walked into his job interview covered in glue
His reasoning was
“I thought it would help me stick the interview”.
What's the difference between a guitar, a fish, and glue?
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
I've been trying to make a joke about glue
But I keep getting stuck on the punchline
I ordered some glue online using Amazon, but it hasn’t arrived yet.
It’s probably stuck in the mail.
The Wood Glue I just bought doesn't stick.
I guess I got the wouldn't glue instead.
Five Cowboys have been accused of robbing a glue factory
They have denied it, and they are sticking to their guns!
I bought this book called “The History of Glue”.
I can’t seem to put it down.
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.
She still isn't talking to me
What’s the difference between a Tuna fish, a piano and a jar of Glue
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her chapstick this morning
I think she's mad, because she still hasn't spoken to me.
What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.
Just read a book about the history of glue
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue.
I just can't seem to put it down.
I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick from her purse, instead of her lip stick.
She still isn’t talking to me.
What’s the difference between a fish, guitar, and a pot of glue?
“You can tune a guitar but you can’t tune a fish”
“What about the pot of glue”
“I knew you’d get stuck on that”
My wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick...
She still isn't talking to me
I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
What's the difference between a fish, a piano and a tub of glue?
You can tune a piano but you can't tunafish. as for the tub of glue, i knew you would get stuck on that one
What's the difference between a piano, fish and glue
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What’s the difference between a tuna, piano, and a bucket of glue.
You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna
Whats the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a jar of glue
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.
She still isn’t talking to me.
I'm very suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...
Everyone denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns...
What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a glue stick?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and glue
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.
She still isn't talking to me
What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a tub of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna!
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
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