Recently read a fascinating book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.

Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19
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I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.

She still isn't talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a stick of glue?

You can’t tuna fish!

β€œWhat about the glue?”

I knew you’d get stuck on that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbirdyy55
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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A man walked into his job interview covered in glue

His reasoning was β€œI thought it would help me stick the interview”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fxrc3full
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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Just read a book about the history of glue

I couldn’t put it down

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πŸ“…︎ May 07
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her chapstick this morning

I think she's mad, because she still hasn't spoken to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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I'm reading a book on the history of glue.

I just can't seem to put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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I've been trying to make a joke about glue

But I keep getting stuck on the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJPokemon
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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It's a glue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoyosarhan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick from her purse, instead of her lip stick.

She still isn’t talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbig22432
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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What’s the difference between a fish, guitar, and a pot of glue?

β€œYou can tune a guitar but you can’t tune a fish”

β€œWhat about the pot of glue”

β€œI knew you’d get stuck on that”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InstaMemesBad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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What's the difference between a fish, a piano and a tub of glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tunafish. as for the tub of glue, i knew you would get stuck on that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastStrudelz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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What's the difference between a guitar, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.

She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I ordered some glue online using Amazon, but it hasn’t arrived yet.

It’s probably stuck in the mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blurose262
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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The Wood Glue I just bought doesn't stick.

I guess I got the wouldn't glue instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rewind44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Five Cowboys have been accused of robbing a glue factory

They have denied it, and they are sticking to their guns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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What’s the difference between a tuna, piano, and a bucket of glue.

You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why is Dad in such a hurry to buy the glue right before the road trip?

Because it's important that everyone sticks to the plan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawSingularity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I would tell you about a glue joke.

But it probably wouldn’t stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightBeATaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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What's the difference between a piano, fish and glue

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.

She still isn't talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I'm very suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...

Everyone denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.

She says it's not true, but I'm sticking to my guns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I dipped my favorite book in glue.

People tell me they couldn't put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick

She still hasn’t spoken to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piccolorick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.

She still isn’t talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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What's the difference between a can of tuna, a piano and glue?

Dad: you can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Son: ooh... wait, but what about the glue?

Dad: ah, I knew you'd get stuck there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lislejoyeuse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who tried to glue tree branches together?

It wood glue but the branches wooden stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoadTheBacon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Women really know how to hold grudges over the smallest things. My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.

It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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My sister asked me to hand her lipstick but i handed her a glue stick instead

She still won’t talk to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_WillNE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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It’s a glue stick. Get it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MextheTwat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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On take your kid to work day I brought my son to my glue factory

Im not sure why but we really bonded that day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCrusher309
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Somebody in my family keeps putting glue on my weapons. They all keep denying it.

But I'm sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angry_Daniel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Dad - what's the difference between a piano, tuna and some glue?

Me: Don't know?

Dad: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

Me: What about the glue?

Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nibblemarble
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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The glue from my Hot glue gun disappeared and I don't know Why.

I am completely Glueless

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I was reading a book on the history of glue

I couldn’t put it down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Did you know about the glue exam?

It was so difficult I got stuck on the first question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BartholomewDan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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All these glue jokes are getting old and repetitive.

Can’t we just stick to the classics?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanopolis
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Last week my wife asked me to pass her lipstick. I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t taking to me!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobostarz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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A glue company claimed it was environmentally friendly but was found to be dumping waste into the local river.

Their PR team is in a sticky situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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My wife refuses to confess that she poured glue on my antique weapons collection.

But I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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History of glue

i'm reading a book on the history of glue

I just cant seem to put it down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeb123xD
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Dad: What’s the difference between a piano, a fish, and glue?

Kid: I don’t know what?

Dad: You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.

Kid: What about the glue?

Dad: Ah, I knew you’d get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdktx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What do you do with a leaky roof and glue?

You start ceiling it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jasqoon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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My wife and were walking through an Arts and Crafts store and we saw a sign that says, β€œGlue Sticks.”

I said to her, β€œNo shit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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I recently listened to a song about super glue

It's been stuck in my head ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krystx57
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I was reading a book on the History of Glue earlier.

I couldn't put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imperfect_Poet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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My friend wants me to end my habit of eating glue.

But I’m sticking to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crossover131
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I accidentally tossed my wife the glue stick instead of the chapstick...

She's been tight lipped ever since...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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My wife really knows how to hold a grudge, she asked for a tube of lip balm and I accidentally gave her a tub of glue

She still isn’t talking to me

PS. This is a cross post from r/ShittyLifeProTips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AjIsMySlave
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Women really know how to hold a grudge over the simpelest things. My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue

It's been a week and she's still not talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidi3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I read a great book about glue

I can't put it down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What did one tub of glue say to the other tub of glue?

We need to stick together!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and glue?

you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna...

"what has glue got to do with that?"

I thought you'd get stuck on that part

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AIforce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?!?

you can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. and the pot of glue I'd thought you'd get stuck there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talcabus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick earlier today.

She still hasn't spoken to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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I’m not happy being a glue salesman.....

But I’ll stick with it

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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What's the difference between roast beef, pea soup, and glue?

Everyone can roast beef, but nobody can pea soup!

What about the glue?

I got stuck on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuzzWeedle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2015
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Since kindergarten people have been telling me to use less glue.

It still hasn't stuck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xphurrious
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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What is the difference between tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.

One would respond β€œBut what about the pot of glue?”

I knew you would get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elevatium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Wife said she has wood glue on her forehead and couldn't get it off.

I looked at her and said, "That's because you're a blockhead."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackdragon8577
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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The police once got a call about a man stuck between a tape factory and a super glue store...

Let’s just say when they arrived at the scene, the man was in a pretty sticky situation.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tv_JeT_Tv
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31
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What’s the difference between a Tuna fish, a piano and a jar of Glue

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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My wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick...

She still isn't talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ar1stocrat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Whats the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a jar of glue

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crispybacon62
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and glue

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flashkitty10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a glue stick?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddycrispy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection....

She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What's the difference between a piano a tuna and glue?

Son: what?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna

Son: What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick

She still isn't talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QWERLATY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn’t talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RND2KO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArshuallahBear
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2014
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I'm reading a book about the history of glue.

I just can't seem to put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffee_cow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a tub of glue

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eluceadtenebras
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick. I accidentally passed her a glue stick...

She still isn't talking to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.

Oh the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edu0911
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I was reading a book on the history of glue

I couldn’t put it down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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I was reading a book – β€˜The History of Glue’ – I couldn’t put it down.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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