The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick

She still isn't talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I’m reading a book on the history of glue....

I can’t seem to put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?

igloo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake I gave her a tube of Super Glue.

It’s been a week now and she’s still not talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joachim_s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I still dream about the time in my life when I used to sniff glue. It was many years ago now.

But that sort of thing stick in your mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What is the difference between a guitar , a Tuna and a pot of glue?

You can tun(a) guitar but cannot guitar a tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanguard_The
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chap stick this morning.

She's still not speaking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim_naduvilath
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a glue stick?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna

***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NingenUser
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Dad: what's the difference between a piano, tuna and glue?

Son: dunno.

Dad: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

Son: huh? So what about the glue?

Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_fiddle-sticks_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Recently read a fascinating book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call a doughnut filled with glue?

A Paste-ry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipenrod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a stick of glue?

You can’t tuna fish!

β€œWhat about the glue?”

I knew you’d get stuck on that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbirdyy55
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.

Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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A man walked into his job interview covered in glue

His reasoning was β€œI thought it would help me stick the interview”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fxrc3full
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What's the difference between a guitar, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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It's a glue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoyosarhan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I've been trying to make a joke about glue

But I keep getting stuck on the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJPokemon
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I ordered some glue online using Amazon, but it hasn’t arrived yet.

It’s probably stuck in the mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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The Wood Glue I just bought doesn't stick.

I guess I got the wouldn't glue instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rewind44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Five Cowboys have been accused of robbing a glue factory

They have denied it, and they are sticking to their guns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I bought this book called β€œThe History of Glue”.

I can’t seem to put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamingNinja925
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.

She still isn't talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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What’s the difference between a Tuna fish, a piano and a jar of Glue

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her chapstick this morning

I think she's mad, because she still hasn't spoken to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tv_JeT_Tv
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Just read a book about the history of glue

I couldn’t put it down

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I'm reading a book on the history of glue.

I just can't seem to put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick from her purse, instead of her lip stick.

She still isn’t talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbig22432
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What’s the difference between a fish, guitar, and a pot of glue?

β€œYou can tune a guitar but you can’t tune a fish”

β€œWhat about the pot of glue”

β€œI knew you’d get stuck on that”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InstaMemesBad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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My wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick...

She still isn't talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ar1stocrat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.

She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What's the difference between a fish, a piano and a tub of glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tunafish. as for the tub of glue, i knew you would get stuck on that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastStrudelz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What's the difference between a piano, fish and glue

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blurose262
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What’s the difference between a tuna, piano, and a bucket of glue.

You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Whats the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a jar of glue

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crispybacon62
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.

She still isn’t talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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I'm very suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...

Everyone denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a glue stick?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddycrispy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and glue

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flashkitty10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.

She still isn't talking to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
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