Stickiness Puns

A list of puns related to "Stickiness"

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because, they use honeycombs.

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👤︎ u/rhshi14
📅︎ May 01 2021
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Whats brown and sticky?!

A stick.

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👤︎ u/MCKANNON
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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How do librarians get out of sticky situations?

They pull the library card.

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👤︎ u/zomida
📅︎ May 07 2021
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What's long and sticky?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/warrant2k
📅︎ May 23 2021
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Hey Dad, what is that black sticky stuff in the small jars called?

I don't know son, but your ma might.

Stolen from: Dad Jokes

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👤︎ u/Bmantis311
📅︎ May 16 2021
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Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?

Because they use a honey comb!

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👤︎ u/MudComplete
📅︎ May 14 2021
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Sticky situation
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👤︎ u/Kelly240361
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you call a guitar that is always sticky?

An acoustick guitar

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👤︎ u/iamnothingtoo
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m having a hard time dealing with this.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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What’s small, brown, and really, really, sticky?

... a stick.

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👤︎ u/Finneagan
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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I hope it doesn't get sticky again...

Told my wife that every time I cook rice I get separation anxiety.

She facepalmed and sighed and at that moment I thought this might be a worthy contribution to the subreddit.

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👤︎ u/Splinter07
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling “I stepped on a Bee!”

I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...

Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.

Apparently I had dropped one...

Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....

A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.

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👤︎ u/AlwaysTheAsshole1234
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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What’s brown and sticky?

A tree.

Buh-dum-tsss

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👤︎ u/BHarcade
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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Where did the music notes go to get some fried chicken?

Key Of C.

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👤︎ u/The_Dark_Byte
📅︎ May 11 2021
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What’s red and sticky?

That bloody stick

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👤︎ u/ithoughtitwasbigger
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Damn that's a sticky situation
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👤︎ u/KriykoBq
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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What is brown and sticky!?

A stick

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👤︎ u/astro_philia
📅︎ May 19 2021
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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/thegraindoctor
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

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👤︎ u/Lord_Petyr_PoppyCock
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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Whats brown and sticky

Yes a stick

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👤︎ u/SoulScripter
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?

Because it uses a honeycomb

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👤︎ u/drgoosebeard
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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What's brown and sticky ?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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What’s brown and sticky

A stick

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👤︎ u/Medical-Joke42069
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/vancity1985
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

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👤︎ u/pupo4
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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What's long, brown, and sticky?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/EggDog69
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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What’s brown & sticky?

A stick

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👤︎ u/Caustal
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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What's brown and sticky

A stick

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👤︎ u/mason_yup
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/up_to_know_good
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Whats brown and sticky

A stick. What else dummy.

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👤︎ u/K1llerpanda1
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

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👤︎ u/rchang1202
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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What's Brown and Sticky ?

. . . A Stick

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👤︎ u/Dead_Man_Talking117
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/KingofKrimson
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What's Brown And Sticky?

A Stick! What were you thinking?

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👤︎ u/rossdabose
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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What Is Brown and Sticky?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/SkinDeep69
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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What is brown and sticky??

A stick.

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👤︎ u/jandees
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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All I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m having a hard time dealing with this.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/Ye_Olde_DM
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m finding it hard to deal with this.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick

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👤︎ u/Snapdragon095
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.

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👤︎ u/onetwopi
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/ImDyxlesic-
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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What’s brown and sticky

A stick

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👤︎ u/behold_the_man
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/soaraf
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

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👤︎ u/Aderkaperk1
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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