Why was the beach smelly?
Because the seaweed.
Why did the baker have smelly hands
Because he kneaded a poo!
My wife just got on me about a pretty smelly fart that slipped out...
I told her it was important to do self checks for the loss of smell in the time of the pandemic.
What do you call a smelly boxer?
P U gilist.
What's brown, smelly, and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
What was the smelly Star Wars droid called?
B-0.
What's the most smelly part of town?
The ol' factory region.
What do you call a smelly tomato?
A roma
Why was the ghost so smelly?
It was covered in sheet. đť đŠ
What should Shrek wear when he gets too smelly?
Deogreant.
What do you call a book about sand, small rocks, and smelly rocks?
Litter-ature
Sorry Iâm not sorry ;)
They're pretty smelly too.
Scene: Before practice with my band, my drummer and I occasionally sit on the balcony and smoke a cigarette. It's extremely windy and we began to talk about our jackets.
Me: This is why I love my jacket. It keeps me incredibly warm
Drummer: Does it break wind?
Me: Yeah, it's really embarrassing when it decides to fart in public.
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
He kneaded a poo.
