Why did the baker have smelly hands

Because he kneaded a poo!

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👤︎ u/Goldygold2
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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My wife just got on me about a pretty smelly fart that slipped out...

I told her it was important to do self checks for the loss of smell in the time of the pandemic.

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👤︎ u/mojoeohjoe
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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What do you call a smelly boxer?

P U gilist.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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What's brown, smelly, and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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👤︎ u/renegadehamster
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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What was the smelly Star Wars droid called?

B-0.

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👤︎ u/303AL
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Blue cheese is smelly, Digital
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👤︎ u/CluKInCok
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What's the most smelly part of town?

The ol' factory region.

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📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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What do you call a smelly tomato?

A roma

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👤︎ u/St1kyf1ngrz
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Why was the ghost so smelly?

It was covered in sheet. 👻 💩

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👤︎ u/SuperScopeSix
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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What should Shrek wear when he gets too smelly?

Deogreant.

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👤︎ u/unibirb
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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What do you call a book about sand, small rocks, and smelly rocks?

Litter-ature

Sorry I’m not sorry ;)

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👤︎ u/Pillowmastr
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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They're pretty smelly too.

Scene: Before practice with my band, my drummer and I occasionally sit on the balcony and smoke a cigarette. It's extremely windy and we began to talk about our jackets.

Me: This is why I love my jacket. It keeps me incredibly warm

Drummer: Does it break wind?

Me: Yeah, it's really embarrassing when it decides to fart in public.

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👤︎ u/MrSascrotch
📅︎ Mar 18 2014
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Why did the baker have smelly hands?

He kneaded a poo.

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📅︎ May 25 2020
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Why did the baker have smelly hands?

Because he kneaded a poo

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👤︎ u/Lyzrd_Hangover
📅︎ May 21 2020
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