B'day, mate!
This joke failed in r/jokes I want to see if you all have a better sense of humor.
A badass fart
I guess it was just a thought
she’s a deodor-aunt
He ran out of gas.
It smells like dairy-air.
The pews.
I told my wife he had Chee-toes ... (She refuses to acknowledge these anymore, says it only encourages me 😂)
As I was growing up, my Dad always called Parmesan cheese "stinky feet." I think maybe because it smells like feet? I've never been sure. I know now that this was a joke my dad made up long before I was born and it kind of just stuck. At the dinner table it was always referred to as "stinky feet" and my six year old self didn't know any better.
Cut to my very first sleep-over and my friend's family had spaghetti for dinner. There was no Parmesan cheese on the table, so I asked "do you guys have stinky feet?"
I wonder if my Dad was just doing the long troll.
Unfortunately it was at Taco Bell.
I told him that they're all extinct.
He changed his mind saying " i don't want stinky dinosaurs. "
He who fall asleep with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.
Couldn't decide whether to post here or /r/nostalgia. I fell asleep reminiscing about this gem last night.
For as long as I can remember, my dad would go into the bathroom and drop a real stinky shit, then wait outside the bathroom until my mom wanders by at which time he would say something along the lines of "Goddamn Carol! Light a match in there next time! What crawled up your ass and died?!". My mom always would look mortified and defend herself as if she actually did it. Even after countless years of seeing him pull the same routine over and over again it's still hilarious.
I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend when she smelled that our son had a stinky diaper. "Can you get me a diaper?" she asked.
"I don't think we have any that'll fit you." I said.
My father would be proud.
Playing a card game with my daughter when she scored a point, so I farted and said, "That's what I think about that!" To which she said, "I don't like your opinion, it's stinky and smells bad!"
