My girl Willow fell asleep in an unfortunate place. Hopefully her dreams were not too odoriferous!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyaravonfuzzybutt
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Someone must be particularly odoriferous... reddit.com/gallery/r0wg30
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Quite odoriferous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Powerful1c
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Fort Worth called a dusty, conservative, odoriferous municipality by City of Austin demographer lawnstarter.com/blog/aust…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/texastwosteppin
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Know Your Odoriferous Opponent | The real Seattle Sounders have stood up timbers.com/post/2018/08/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshing_slocum
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WYR have nice smelling farts, or farts that are so odoriferous it can be used as a self-defense tool, much like a skunk does?

If you pick the second option you do not smell the stench of your own farts. Your nose is immune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hc84
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Odoriferous ShadowKitten Body Spray only giving -6 to Light/Dark instead of -7

So I finally finished getting my Light/Dark % down as low as I could conceivably get them together.

Got my Riddle Regalia/Paladin Guard/Body Spray to get both to 13/13% but when I try it out they're 14/14% instead.

Body Spray claims -7 to both but in practice it's only -6.

I know it's a stupid thing to get hung up on but AQ is usually good with their numbers and it took me a long time to get all this together. I was excited to see 13s. =/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HilariousMax
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TIL: Castoreum is a bitter, orange-brown, odoriferous, oily secretion, found in two sacs between the anus and the external genitals of beavers and is used as "natural flavoring" in many foods, perfumes and cigarettes. gentleworld.org/the-gross…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatCauthonsHat
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For that especially odoriferous wife or girlfriend. Trap that mephitic backdoor breeze and stay safe boys. imgur.com/8bvxfLR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spermatozoaedovum
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Crash helmet with a useful smell - In future, they will start to smell distinctively if they need to be replaced. A new process causes odoriferous oils to exude from plastic materials if they are cracked. fraunhofer.de/en/press/re…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrTulip
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Odoriferous: yielding or diffusing an odor. dictionary.reference.com/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HexedMonkey
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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I need help choosing between Mario Odoriferousness and a game that’s not Mario Odontoglossums.

The tittle is pretty self explanatory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Richard_Head
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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