A list of puns related to "Pongy"
There is a mixture of harsh chemicals and nasty toilet smells which get really strong around midday. Those poor children must get headaches quite regularly I would imagine. Keep an eye out for anyone lingering nearby or for what could be causing it. It's a pity because it's such a nice new feature.
https://preview.redd.it/xwk83n1ykel51.jpg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8440776431433a8937f78e44e9085215d851c948
https://preview.redd.it/3i846hv1jpq61.png?width=1402&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb7214af327256b8d4f469b49c1a912967cc1afa
A horrendous odour hits my nose.
Wilts and decays my vegan clothes.
I hear a grunt
I hear a squeeze.
I hear a voice
"More bog roll please"
I toss it to him
He yells out "thanks!"
"Public bogs are great for wanks!"
"Bloody hell!" I shout aloud
"How can you say that as if you are proud?"
The sick twisted man proceeded to flush
Out walked my dad and boy did he blush
I went to the Kasaam last night and there was an terrible smell, sort of a combination between burning rubber and raw sewage.
I live in the country and they have been muck spreading for weeks but it was nothing like that, does anyone know if there is a problem round there?
The Last Precursor is an HFY-exclusive web-serial which focuses on the exploits of the last living human amidst a galaxy of unknown aliens. With his species all but extinct and now only known as the ancient Precursors, how will Admiral JosΓ© Rodriguez survive in this hostile universe? Make sure to read the earlier chapters first if you missed them!
Do you like the story? Subscribe to Cryopodbot and get notified when I post new parts!
Check out the Cryoverse Wiki for my other stories!
...
.......................................
JosΓ©, Soren, Grundle, and Sapphire all stroll down the Slipstream's forward-facing entry ramp, then wait as the ship closes up behind them.
"Keep an eye out for my signal," JosΓ© says, his words reaching the remaining crew inside the Slipstream. "This operation could always go wrong. If necessary, you might need to drop by and pick us up."
"Yes, Admiral." The Slipstream's crew reply.
JosΓ© glances at his three accompanying Kraktol and nods. "Let's go."
The four of them start exiting the narrow canyon, its forty foot walls barely worth mentioning compared to the practically bottomless ravines of other planets. The desert-like rocky ground and air don't bother JosΓ© much, but the swamp-dwelling Kraktol clearly seem annoyed by the arid climate.
"I'm going to need to soak my scales for a week after we leave," Sapphire complains. "Let's hurry up and get to the city's limits. Our comfort will improve greatly once we pass the border walls."
"Have you visited New Pongi before?" JosΓ© asks.
"Of course! Kyargh!" Sapphire replies. "All of us have. Me, Soren, and Grundle too."
"Actually, I haven't," Grundle counters. "Lord Drall visited a few times, but I had to stay aboard the Red-Tongue along with the other low-ranking crew. We weren't allowed off-ship."
Sapphire waves her claw dismissively. "Then you're in for a ride, little bro. New Pongi is the most technologically advanced city in the whole galaxy. It's got all kinds of fun stuff you can do, but also a bunch of real bad warm-bloods you have
... keep reading on reddit β‘gutera pongi which means to take a nap
There are still 10 odd cakes left for pickup. If anyone is interested, you can collect them tomorrow from the store.
Address - Golden Restaurant & Bakery https://goo.gl/maps/JUexo5KJXB6sERBCA
Ask for Syed Noman. Code for cake collection - "Mahesh Babu special cakes"
As it is open for everyone now, it will be on first come, first serve basis.
After thought - I really don't know why I wanted to do this. First post vesina taravata decided to go ahead with it. Sub was one of the few things that helped me in being sane the last year. so it felt appropriate that I make you guys part of my celebrations.
Ofcourse, nothing was smooth. There were few challenges. Privacy was a challenge. Gift wrapping was a challenge. Delivery was a challenge. Wanted to add a little suprise along with the cake, so we got biscuits added. Inka thoughts vunde, kani the store guy couldn't help with all those. Gift wrap chesta annadu kani adi kooda biscuit chesadu. Delivery pedda biscuit ayyedi. But the bakery guy was nice enough to connect me with someone else in the last moment and got everything covered on 1st itself.
u/Ur8moms, helped me a lot. Right from the process till the execution, he was involved everywhere. Once again, thanks for being part of this moms.
For the rest of you, I'm glad that you guys are part of my last year. Hoping that you make it more awesome this year as well.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
These are all different gameplay experiences Iβve had post patches:
Normal gameplay. Very similar to what we got the first few weeks.
Ultra Fast and Ping-Pongy. Ball and players move extremely quick. Riddled with dumb bounces and goalkeeper errors.
Slow and unresponsive for both players. A second of input lag after every move, sometimes moves arenβt even registered. You can tell your opponent is dealing with it as well.
Normal gameplay on your end but you can tell your opponent is dealing with nonsense. Lucky bounces go your way, lucky rebounds, etc.
Scenario 4 but the other way around. Where we all rage.
Apparently it no longer fast spins, so all the clean clothing is coming out fully sodden with water.
EDIT: Good news. After flooding the kitchen with some very pongy water, I cleared the pipe / pump thing. Found a bunch of all manner of things, which I think was blocking the drainage.
Thanks all for your advices!
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.