Peter Pan Puns
I came up with two today, be warned they are punishing.
Why are the Lost Boys so poor?
It's because they can Never Land a job.
How did Peter Pan get so fat?
He keeps eating out at Wendy's.
Peter Pan Pun
My girlfriend and I decide to watch through every Peter Pan movie made to date one lazy Sunday because we were going to see the play later in the week
Me: Alright babe, one more movie to go and we're done!
Her: Can we please do something else for a bit, we've been watching Peter Pan all day.
Me: Sooo... you're all petered out....?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Since the very beginning, man has been panning for gold and using it as trade.
Our ancestors called it the prime-ore-deal soup
Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
How do you stop Canadian bacon curling in the pan?
You take away their brooms
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can neverland.
Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
A herd-it-before!
I bought this dumb novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.
I told her she would roux the day.
Despite being famous for flying, why did Peter Pan make for a terrible pilot?
How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says “what happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”
the first chef responds with “they can if they’re spring onions”
Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.
Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...
I don’t feel like there’s a knead
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
Source: my actual Dad.
Why couldn't Peter Pan ever be a comedian?
Because his jokes Neverland :D
Why is Peter Pan Always Flying ?
Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
My son asked me where the pan was at
I told him it went on a wok
Which bear is the most condescending?
I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods...
...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
My son was making breakfast for the first time and he distraughtly asked me, "How do you stop the sausages from curling in the pan?!" I smiled and advised…
"Well son, just take away their little brooms."
I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
Ok, this is a mom joke...
My stay-at-home wife came in earlier and asked what I wanted for dinner. "I don't know... You pick, you're cooking it after all."
A few minutes later she comes in with a frying pan. "Here ya go!"
It was a piece of paper. With the words "I don't know" written on both sides.
proof
... Smartass, lol.
At are auto repair shop we had a dog once drink a whole pan of gas. Dog ran, ran as fast as you’d ever see and then just stopped and fell to the floor.
What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite type of pizza?
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms 🧹
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
You take away its little brooms!!!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away it's tiny brooms.
Why is Peter pan always flying?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?
You take away its tiny little broom!
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms
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