My wife said son had come home with some 'take away' sums...

...I said "What, like how much is it if you add the cost of a Lamb Balti and a Naan bread?"

edit. In the uk a takeaway is food you buy like Chinese or Indian, and take away.

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Watching Monday Night Football...

Dad: what do you think they call people from Baltimore?

Me: I don't know...

Dad:...Balti-morons...

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