Hope their Naan is okay!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
How long does it take to cook naan bread?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I asked the chef for butter for my naan and he gave me regular old butter. I went back and said, "hey, I may not look Indian, but I really wanted ghee." He told me rather rudely, "Well, next time you should clarify that."
I told him, "well, this time, you should."
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Your Indian restaurant is naan profit?
My Vietnamese is pho profit.
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︎ Feb 09 2017
How I got this photo is naan of your business
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︎ Apr 13 2019
What do you call a person who eats butter chicken only with naan?
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︎ Feb 09 2019
My wife said to me, "One of these days I'll learn to make naan in more regular shapes."
Me: "So what you're saying is, you're having some trouble with naan-conformity?"
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︎ Jan 01 2017
I always buy Naan bread when I go to the supermarket.
Not sure why, sheβs been dead for a long time.
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︎ Nov 23 2018
"Excuse me, sir, you're all out of the garlic naan bread."
"I don't see the problem. It seems like a naan-issue to me."
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︎ Feb 05 2016
Getting flatbread at an Indian restaurant is a naan issue.
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︎ Sep 26 2017
My wife asked me to pick up some naan on the way home from work today
When I got home I told her I was exhausted from all the naan stop grocery errands she sent me on
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︎ Feb 10 2017
"The naan at this Indian restaurant is a little weird."
"It's ok. It's a naan-issue."
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︎ Mar 08 2016
My sister at dinner: My coworker went out and bought me some naan bread today.
Me: well if it was non-bread what was it?
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︎ Mar 15 2016
I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
So my dad has the Indian Variant of Coronavirus...
Heβs fallen into a korma.
Donβt know how to tell my naan either.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I just found out that my local Indian restaurant accepts cheques
So I dined there and wrote a cheque for the total.
I marked it naan negotiable.
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︎ May 31 2021
I have a friend who only eats Indian bread...
I think its bizarre but he just says he's a naan conformist.
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︎ May 21 2021
My friend cuts up his Indian bread to look like coins.
That's a bunch of naan cents.
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︎ May 24 2021
Did you hear about the women that choked to death on her meal at the Indian restaurant?...
Yeah it's not funny it was someone's Naan
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︎ May 07 2021
I always wondered why the the bakery down the street went out of business.
It turns out they were using Naan starter.
An actual variation on a joke my father said.
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︎ May 25 2021
I'm no fan of Indian food
To me, it's a naan starter....
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What did the flat bread say to the nosy sour dough?
That's naan of your business
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︎ May 13 2021
How do the members of Blink-182 like to eat their hummus?
With naan-naan naan-naan naan-naan naan-naan-naan-naan!
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Why did Ghandi hate flatbread?
Because he practiced naan-violence.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
My partner is telling me that I'm gaining a lot of weight from eating a lot of Indian food
But I think it's a naan issue.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I am a proud dad today - my son ask me what this Indian bread on top of the fridge is for
I told him itβs Naan of his business
Edit: he could have replied βpapa dumbβ
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Indian flatbread is the best bread there is...
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why did the Indian yeast have low self esteem?
His whole life heβs been a naan starter.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
When I order Indian food I get to eat all of it myself.
No one else ever wants naan.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
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︎ Feb 06 2020
My wife asked how many Indian flatbreads do we still have at home,
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What do you call an Indian grandma?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Curry
I had an idea to start an Indian fast food restaurant. Iβd call it βHurry with the Curryβ.
Unfortunately, my wife said it was a naan-starter.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Indian buffet
I really like Indian bread, but the buffet I went to had naan.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I want to tell a joke about middle eastern cuisine...
But Iβd falafel if I offended anyone.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Did you hear about that chef at the Indian restaurant that was bitten by a radioactive spider?
He hoped to receive super strength, but it was just naan-sense.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?
He wanted to be naan-offensive.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Naan naan naan naan. Naan naan naan naan.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Most Indian restaurants are naan profit.
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︎ Mar 12 2018
Most Indian restaurants are naan profit.
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︎ Oct 15 2017
I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread
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︎ Mar 26 2021
My wife said she wanted an Indian appetizer.
I told her that was a naan starter.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Do we have any flat bread?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
All the Indian bakeries in my town shut down because of Covid.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
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