Naan Bread Puns

Unleven minutes

Not sure why, she’s been dead for a long time.

"I don't see the problem. It seems like a naan-issue to me."

Me: well if it was non-bread what was it?

I really like Indian bread, but the buffet I went to had naan.

I love naan bread

Me: I wonder if they would tell us how to make this bread.

Girlfriend: Actually I'm sure it's pretty easy!

Me: I don't know, we may have to sign a Naan Disclosure Agreement.

An actual dad joke from about an hour ago. He delivered it flawlessly.

My dad holds up the empty bread basket to the waiter and, with a serious face, says "this bread, we have naan."

People would routinely bring him bread in an attempt to get him to eat. What people don't understand though is that Gandhi was actually a very temperamental man, and prone to anger. So even when his friends and family were the ones bringing him bread, he would take it and hurl it at them, sometimes leaving bruises and welts. He justified it by saying it was all a part of his philosophy of naan-violence.

This is naansense

"Hey dad, I tried that Indian bread you bought."

"Oh yeah? How was it?"

"Good! I tried putting it in the toaster but the top stuck out and didn't get toasted. Really, though, it's a naan issue."

She said, "yes we have naan." I replied, "so, we don't have any bread?"

I was at my mom's helping her get her house together for Passover, which includes getting rid of bread-like foods.

Mom: Oh shoot, I forgot there's naan bread in the freezer.

Me: That's okay, it's non bread.

Mom: sigh Good one.

I impress myself sometimes.

Me: I can't believe you don't like Indian food! I love the bread it's so good!

Co-worker: I don't really like bread so...

Me: So ... I guess that means you are naan a fan

Co-worker proceeds to give me intense glare

We were out for dinner at a shwarma place.

Me: What type of bread is that? Dad: Oh it's naan bread. Me: Okay if it isn't bread what is it?

Dad: "You know what your mom and I did last night?"

Me: "what's that?"

Dad: (while chewing obnoxiously on the delicious bread)"It's Naan your business!"

My wife was cooking spaghetti and went to make some garlic bread and realized all we had was wheat bread and naan. She asked if I would be okay with the naan as the garlic bread, and I told her, "I think it'll be a naan-issue."

Having Indian food with good flatbread.

Me: "I'm glad we didn't have the bread for an appetizer tonight."

Family: "What, why?"

Me: "Would have been a total Naan-starter..."

Much eye rolling and begrudging groans followed.

My mom said she was making Indian food tonight, including naan. I asked if she had all the "naan-essentials." She made an angry noise. "Sorry," I said, "was that a naan-sequitor?"

My dad happened to walk in just then. "Punish him!" my mom said to him.

"What? Why?"

"He keeps making puns!" My dad paused for a moment.

"Sounds like he's the one pun-ishing you."

At a local indian food buffet. We've been there a few times, but today the food is a little better. I compliment the food to the waiter and he tells me they're trying new things and aside from a few main dishes, every day will be different. He's really pushing us to come back the next day because the next day will feature lots of goat dishes. As soon as he leaves, i tell everyone.

"You know what really gets my goat? A guy who wants me to get his goat."

BONUS: They were out of bread and when I asked why I didn't bring anyback to the table, I said there was NAAN.

I'll order some more bread if it's a NAAN issue!
wink wink giggle

We are sitting having an Indian take-away...

Me: "is that naan bread?"

Friend: "naw mate its grandad bread"

"You know, If the restaurant runs out of Indian flat bread... it's a naan issue."

GF: Would you like some naan bread?

Me: No thanks, naan for me!

GF: ...

(Pointing at naan) "You know what this is? Bread" "You know what this isn't? A number"