Why did Ghandi hate flatbread?

Because he practiced naan-violence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evansdead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Indian flatbread is the best bread there is...

Bar Naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brando3141
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My wife asked how many Indian flatbreads do we still have at home,

I said naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/criticatto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?

He wanted to be naan-offensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mealonx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Did you hear about the Punjabi polymath who makes flatbread for a living?

He's a jack of all trades, master of naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Indian restaurant just gave me a peice of flatbread as an appetizer...

...it was a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Selling flatbread ingredients online isn't working for me...

This business is a naan starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I say my secret superpower is detecting Indian flatbread in any given room.

My friends all say it's naan-sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodybuzzes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What do you call a silly flatbread?

naansense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evansdead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What do you call a flatbread with super powers?

A super gyro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crusselll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My Indian baker quit so I had no one to make flatbread!

It was a naan-issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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My Indian friend was making flatbread kebabs in an iron skillet and ruined a whole batch

Should have used the naan-stick pan instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I bumped into my very short mate Peter down the pub. He told a few hilarious stories about the flatbread factory he works in.

I love the pitta patter of tiny Pete

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I wanted to see how much flatbread I could eat in an hour

But after 30 minutes, I pita’d out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redkingror
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I couldn't find the right yeast to make Indian flatbread.

It was a naan-starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falsenorth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Local buffet was out of traditional Indian flatbread

I told them it was a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAM3SBND
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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My wife got mad because Inate all the flatbread

I told her it was a naan issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mlnkoly111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What do you call an eccentric flatbread?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stuckurface
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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My roommate ran out of buns and used the last of my flatbreads for his breakfast this morning. He didn't find my response amusing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotwitty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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This lawyer from India kept telling everyone about his flatbread...

he must have signed a Naan disclosure agreement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/contra_band
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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I want to open a place that makes Indian flatbread in a smoker.

It would be a naan smoking restaurant.

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They never worry about running out of flatbread in India.

It's a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LambentEnigma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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Politicians never discuss Indian flatbreads.

They say it's just a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshuatx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2017
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The lone Subway worker was too busy today and ran out of buns, so there was only flatbread left*

He didn't rise to the occasion

*true story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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When we went out to eat at an Indian restaurant, one of my friends forgot to order flatbread with his meal.

It was a real Naan-bo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westcoasthorus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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I decided to bake some Indian flatbread alongside my BBQ brisket...

...so now I'm a naan smoker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vandezuma
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2017
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Getting flatbread at an Indian restaurant is a naan issue.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AF-firm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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