Why did Ghandi hate flatbread?
Because he practiced naan-violence.
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Indian flatbread is the best bread there is...
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︎ Nov 08 2020
My wife asked how many Indian flatbreads do we still have at home,
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?
He wanted to be naan-offensive.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Did you hear about the Punjabi polymath who makes flatbread for a living?
He's a jack of all trades, master of naan.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Indian restaurant just gave me a peice of flatbread as an appetizer...
...it was a naan starter.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Selling flatbread ingredients online isn't working for me...
This business is a naan starter
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I say my secret superpower is detecting Indian flatbread in any given room.
My friends all say it's naan-sense.
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︎ Sep 22 2019
What do you call a silly flatbread?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What do you call a flatbread with super powers?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
My Indian baker quit so I had no one to make flatbread!
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︎ Dec 23 2019
My Indian friend was making flatbread kebabs in an iron skillet and ruined a whole batch
Should have used the naan-stick pan instead
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︎ Oct 23 2019
I bumped into my very short mate Peter down the pub. He told a few hilarious stories about the flatbread factory he works in.
I love the pitta patter of tiny Pete
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︎ Oct 16 2019
I wanted to see how much flatbread I could eat in an hour
But after 30 minutes, I pitaβd out
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I couldn't find the right yeast to make Indian flatbread.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Local buffet was out of traditional Indian flatbread
I told them it was a naan issue.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
My wife got mad because Inate all the flatbread
I told her it was a naan issue
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︎ Jun 01 2019
What do you call an eccentric flatbread?
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︎ Aug 10 2016
My roommate ran out of buns and used the last of my flatbreads for his breakfast this morning. He didn't find my response amusing.
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︎ Jul 30 2014
This lawyer from India kept telling everyone about his flatbread...
he must have signed a Naan disclosure agreement
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︎ Sep 19 2017
I want to open a place that makes Indian flatbread in a smoker.
It would be a naan smoking restaurant.
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︎ Jun 29 2016
They never worry about running out of flatbread in India.
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︎ Jan 27 2015
Politicians never discuss Indian flatbreads.
They say it's just a naan issue.
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︎ Jul 03 2017
The lone Subway worker was too busy today and ran out of buns, so there was only flatbread left*
He didn't rise to the occasion
*true story
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︎ Feb 19 2017
When we went out to eat at an Indian restaurant, one of my friends forgot to order flatbread with his meal.
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︎ Feb 28 2017
I decided to bake some Indian flatbread alongside my BBQ brisket...
...so now I'm a naan smoker.
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︎ May 05 2017
Getting flatbread at an Indian restaurant is a naan issue.
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