Hope their Naan is okay!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathyDre
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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How long does it take to cook naan bread?

Unleven minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuanSancock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I asked the chef for butter for my naan and he gave me regular old butter. I went back and said, "hey, I may not look Indian, but I really wanted ghee." He told me rather rudely, "Well, next time you should clarify that."

I told him, "well, this time, you should."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Your Indian restaurant is naan profit?

My Vietnamese is pho profit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingerofblame
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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How I got this photo is naan of your business
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yert16571
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What do you call a person who eats butter chicken only with naan?

A Naan-Vegetarian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyakadev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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My wife said to me, "One of these days I'll learn to make naan in more regular shapes."

Me: "So what you're saying is, you're having some trouble with naan-conformity?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zierlyn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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I always buy Naan bread when I go to the supermarket.

Not sure why, she’s been dead for a long time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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"Excuse me, sir, you're all out of the garlic naan bread."

"I don't see the problem. It seems like a naan-issue to me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clocker91
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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Getting flatbread at an Indian restaurant is a naan issue.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AF-firm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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My wife asked me to pick up some naan on the way home from work today

When I got home I told her I was exhausted from all the naan stop grocery errands she sent me on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/furushotakeru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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"The naan at this Indian restaurant is a little weird."

"It's ok. It's a naan-issue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/txgsync
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2016
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My sister at dinner: My coworker went out and bought me some naan bread today.

Me: well if it was non-bread what was it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trombophonium
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2016
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I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.

But they had naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I have a friend who only eats Indian bread...

I think its bizarre but he just says he's a naan conformist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slatersays22
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Did you hear about the women that choked to death on her meal at the Indian restaurant?...

Yeah it's not funny it was someone's Naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogerFrederer
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I'm no fan of Indian food

To me, it's a naan starter....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.

It's a Pita Parka.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What did the flat bread say to the nosy sour dough?

That's naan of your business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RipVanWinkle_1
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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How do the members of Blink-182 like to eat their hummus?

With naan-naan naan-naan naan-naan naan-naan-naan-naan!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Why did Ghandi hate flatbread?

Because he practiced naan-violence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evansdead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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My partner is telling me that I'm gaining a lot of weight from eating a lot of Indian food

But I think it's a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brichouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.

He was a naan believer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuliusJustice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I am a proud dad today - my son ask me what this Indian bread on top of the fridge is for

I told him it’s Naan of his business

Edit: he could have replied β€œpapa dumb”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.

They fired all Naan essential staff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Indian flatbread is the best bread there is...

Bar Naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brando3141
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why did the Indian yeast have low self esteem?

His whole life he’s been a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim_breeding
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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When I order Indian food I get to eat all of it myself.

No one else ever wants naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GolfInside
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My wife asked how many Indian flatbreads do we still have at home,

I said naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/criticatto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What do you call an Indian grandma?

Naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/merqytoaf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread

it's a naan stick pan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahonay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Curry

I had an idea to start an Indian fast food restaurant. I’d call it β€œHurry with the Curry”.

Unfortunately, my wife said it was a naan-starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/black_-_coffee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Indian buffet

I really like Indian bread, but the buffet I went to had naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idont_think
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I want to tell a joke about middle eastern cuisine...

But I’d falafel if I offended anyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Did you hear about that chef at the Indian restaurant that was bitten by a radioactive spider?

He hoped to receive super strength, but it was just naan-sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditaccount314
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?

He wanted to be naan-offensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mealonx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?

They agreed it was a naan-starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crash8308
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I'm gluten intolerant so ordering from Indian restaurants is a challenge.

They all tell me it's naan optional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aviddd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My Indian friend just told her parents she wants to wear a Western dress at her wedding.

She said, β€œSorry, but not Sari.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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My son hates bread

So I gave him naan and he liked it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercolorecords
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I always know when my Indian flat bread is ready without looking.

Guess I'm a Naan prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Naan naan naan naan. Naan naan naan naan.

Hey hey hey, good bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00_TIMing_30
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Most Indian restaurants are naan profit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navin_R_Johnson79
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Most Indian restaurants are naan profit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread

But they had naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolking295
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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My wife said she wanted an Indian appetizer.

I told her that was a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fugukuru
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Do we have any flat bread?

Naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusane
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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All the Indian bakeries in my town shut down because of Covid.

They fired all Naan essential staff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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