Za Puns

Peace za any one?

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👤︎ u/Cousin-Lit

📅︎ May 30 2018

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I bribed my friends into helping me move by buying an extra large stuffed crust pepperoni...

I call it “influen-za.”

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👤︎ u/dcrose89

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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Angela Merkel is at passport control at a Greek airport. When reviewing her passport, the officer asks-“occupation?”

She replies- “Nien! This time, ve are only here for za day!”

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👤︎ u/theJarlAli

📅︎ Mar 15 2019

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My Pet Peeve

Meet Peeve

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👤︎ u/McNooberson

📅︎ Apr 14 2017

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The reason why ISIS is so hard to defeat is because of their anarchistic nature: there literally is no precedent

Precedent -> President -> Anarchy

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👤︎ u/steyn_

📅︎ Nov 23 2015

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