Saw a photo of a shack that had bailing twine holding the walls up
I gotta say, it really tied the room together...
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When the Wright Brothers were arrested for trespassing at Kitty Hawk, the judge refused to grant them bail...
...he considered them a flight risk.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese
It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Why was the penguin's bail reduced?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Why did the judge set the bail so low for the ostrich charged with assault?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What did the cake thief do after the police released him on bail?
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︎ Feb 29 2020
What do you call a pastor who got bailed out
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? Itβs because the cows werenβt getting a square meal.
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︎ Nov 16 2019
What do you call Batman who skips church?
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︎ May 24 2020
A man fell into a combine harvester while attempting to steal it.
Police say he will be bailed out tomorrow.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Big bird was denied bail.
The prosecution said he was a flight risk.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
Someone bailed out on the opportunity
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︎ Jan 17 2019
Bailed
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︎ Oct 22 2018
I usually bail out on my dermatologist appointments.
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︎ Sep 14 2018
Why did the judge deny the drunk pilot's request for bail?
Because he posed a significant flight risk!
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︎ Jul 18 2018
I can't believe that penguins are always denied bail
They're not even flight risks...
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︎ Dec 23 2016
My dad said the government should bail out his penis...
...he told them it was too big to fail.
My dad, ladies and gentlemen -- he'll be here all week! Tip your waiter, try the beef.
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︎ Jan 04 2014
My partner bailed on me at open mic night...
Me: "This next song was written for two people, but since my partner couldn't make it I'll just have to duet alone."
Crowd: collective groan
The entire crowd rolled their eyes together, but at least I played well!
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︎ Jun 03 2014
Hay bail.
We were heading to dinner and driving past a farm (with hay bails) since we are meeting people there my friends dad says.
"Do you think they're going to bail on us?"
Then proceeds to smile and wait for us to laugh.
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︎ Aug 09 2014
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︎ Sep 06 2013
I knew it was a mistake to take my friend who failed to appear in court out on my leaky sailboat.
As soon as it started leaking, he skipped bail.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
My duck got arrested.
Apparently he's a quackhead.
I tried to bail him out, they wouldn't let me. Said he was a flight risk.
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︎ Apr 18 2016
Dad what happened to your hair?
I used to have a crew cut, but then the crew bailed out.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Whatβs it called when Batman leave church early?
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︎ Apr 07 2018
My friend asked if I would help him move hay on the farm the other day...
I didnβt want to so I bailed
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Dustin Diamond, aka Screech, was arrested yesterday, but thankfully didnβt spend the night in jail.
He was Saved by the Bail.
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︎ Nov 03 2018
Girlfriend falls for it everytime...
Driving in a car
Me: HEY! </points out window>
Her: What??
Her: </Notices bails of hay on side of road>
Me: </Laughs ass off>
Her: I hate you
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︎ Feb 20 2015
Driving down the road...
We pass a farm and my dad says:
Dad: hey did you know the FDA is banning those round bails of hey!
Me: No! What? Why? (I was legitimately concerned)
Dad: Yeah! Apparently cows weren't getting a square meal....
Me: ...sighs
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︎ May 19 2017
The fda has decided to outlaw the round hay bails.
It appears cows aren't getting a square meal.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin?
Itβs because the cows werenβt getting a square meal.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What do you call it when Batman misses church?
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︎ Jun 22 2020
What do you call Batman when he skips church?
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︎ Jan 27 2018
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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︎ May 20 2018
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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︎ Apr 09 2019
What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?
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︎ Jan 10 2019
What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?
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︎ Oct 11 2018
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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︎ Mar 03 2019
What do you call Batman that skips church?
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︎ Mar 12 2017
What is it called when batman skips church?
What do you call it when Batman skips church ?
Christian bail.
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