Palo Puns

Algo de un bordado era.

Edit: ya pasaron varias horas desde que subí esto y todavía siguen cayendo comentarios que no entienden que es una sátira a otro post. Y si, no cerrar el paréntesis es parte de la joda, abrazo.

For example, "sí, es un palo tener que estar con tanta antelación en el aeropuerto" :)

Vivo en Rosario y hace como una semana que en mi zona no tenemos luz, los destellos de luz en la oscuridad son las balas de los sicarios y el fuego quemando las islas a lo lejos, el calor me está haciendo perder la razon y quizas vuelva a votar peronismo de vuelta, tengo miedo y no tengo esperanzas, necesito ayuda.
Todavía no puedo entender porque tenemos generadores de luz del siglo 15, en un intento de ayuda la EPE trajo un generador y se quedó sin combustible y la felicidad nos duró muy poco.

Hey Folks

Looking for some new staples. What can you recommend? I live on the coast but willing to drive anywhere from SF -> Palo Alto, and anywhere in between. Not a picky eater, don’t love fancy places but willing to try anything. Would love to know some good mom & pop places to eat GOOD food.

Thank you 😊

Howdy from Texas!

I'm a recent PhD graduate with two years previous industry experience, contemplating a job in the Palo Alto area for around $110k, and considering whether it would be worth it for someone like me who has a wife and three kids. I don't have family in the area.

The cost of living calculator from MIT puts living in this area as really expensive. From what I can tell, it looks like the closest family living area is Livermore, which would be a 1 hour commute to and from Palo Alto, where the job is located. MIT's calculator says that in Livermore, a minimum cost of living for someone in my situation at around $107k (assuming I find a home to rent for ~3500/month until I can accrue enough for a down payment).

Is this even reasonable? Are there other affordable areas around there for raising a family? What unforeseen costs come up in that area that I haven't heard of yet? Do I need to go back and ask for more?

Edited to add: thank you all for your responses. You have all been immensely helpful. I will take this info back to my prospective employer, explain that I need more in order to make that kind of career move, and move on if the answer is no.

I've been evaluating SDWAN offerings and Palo Alto offerings have me lost.

Hoping to find some helpful souls who could help answer the following queries:

(a) Long term strategy for Palo Alto SDWAN? Prisma using ION(cloudgenix) or PAN OS Sdwan.

Prisma (cloudgenix) documentation is abysmal. While PanOS sdwan is mediocre.

(b) HA : Active/ Active : Did I read it right that Prisma edges can only operate in a active / standby mode ?

However PANOS states it can operate in active-active

(c) Packet loss correction : Prisma SDWAN doesn't seem to have any details on this, does it use FRC, deduplication, etc ?

(d) Controller : Only as SAAS, no onprem deployment option? Is there any other option for controller placement ?

TIA

p.s. we will do this formally too along with the SEs , but this exercise is an preamble to those conversations. So the SE conversations are not onesided

I grew up in Manhattan Beach pronouncing it like PALace VURR-deez.

Then I saw a TV commercial the other day where they pronounced it like PALace VURR-days.

I'm [25F] looking into housing options and found one super close to campus that I might try walking instead of driving. My night classes end around 10 PM though. Is the area safe to walk/bike back or am I better off driving or getting a ride/Uber?

I've had a weird issue occur five times now in the past year. It seems like our firewall just stops forwarding data-plane traffic, but Palo support is struggling to identify a root cause. I guess there's nothing obvious in the tech support files, logs, crash dumps, or whatever they're looking at. A big problem is that I generally lose management access while it happens since we don't have true OOB, so I have to get through the data-plane to get to our OOB network behind the firewall.

The biggest symptoms which lead me to believe a full data-plane issue are that I have ping probes running from directly connected switches that fail, directly connected OSPF neighbors on other interfaces that flap, PBF and ping tests riding on a 3rd interface that die, and v-wire traffic that stops, too.

The issue would go on for 20-30 minutes at a time and then clear up, never to be seen again for another 3-6 months. Palo support gave me some commands to run while it's happening to diagnose session hogs, but I can't exactly schedule it, and then like I said, I can't really reach the management plane when it does.

Anyone experience similar, or have any suggestions on where to look for a possible cause?

Does anyone have the new 2022 list price sheet for Palo Alto products? I found one for 2021 but I know things were bumped up. thanks.

Hi, as the title says, I'd be moving on a TN visa to Palo Alto (meaning, partner wont be able to work) . I know that this is a good salary in Arizona and that would also allow me to save on the side.

However I have no idea if this is good or bad an offer in Palo Alto. I really love the company so I don't wanna be biased towards making a bad financial decision if that means Im going to be struggling.

Also which cities would you advice to look for housing?

Moving to Palo Alto from San Diego. I Know next to nothing about the area so looking for recommendations on where to live. Single. Make over 200k and do not need a lot of space. Currently live in a 700 square foot studio and love it. Do not mind commuting either!