Muffin Puns

A list of puns related to "Muffin"

Two muffins ... sitting in the oven...

The first muffin says "Damn! It's hot in here!"

The second muffin looks and says "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

(Being honest here. Not a dad. I'm a mom and my kids hate this joke!! I'll understand completely if y'all do too!)

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👤︎ u/MammaHenn
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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If a muffin goes wrong in the worst possible moment...

Is that a Murphyn?

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👤︎ u/jokterwho
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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What kind of muffins do ghosts like?

Boo-berry!!!

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👤︎ u/Norbie_is_judging_u
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. First one says "boy it sure is hot in here."

The other yells, "Oh my god! It's a talking muffin!"

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👤︎ u/DrPackinwud
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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2 muffins baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Gosh, it's hot in here". The other replies;

"AAAAHH! TALKING MUFFIN!"

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👤︎ u/jdbsplashum
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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What did the pie say to the muffin upon leaving?

"Good-pie"

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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What is muffins spelled backwards?

Exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.

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👤︎ u/awburrou
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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What did the baker call his son when he baked muffins instead of scones?

Good for muffin

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👤︎ u/UniversalHeatDeath
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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What is the craziest type of muffin?

Banana nuts!

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👤︎ u/NikitaSultoo
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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There were 2 muffins in the oven

First muffin: man it’s hot in here

Second muffin: holy shit a talking muffin!

Edit for formatting, us dads like a good format

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👤︎ u/jditty24
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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What do you call a little iced muffin that causes chronic pain?

A cupc-ache

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👤︎ u/DuckDonuts12
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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I got a seasonal card from a poached egg, an English muffin and a slice of Canadian bacon.

It said: Happy Hollandaise!

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👤︎ u/7heJoker
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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how big is 1000000 digital muffins?

Just a few megabytes

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👤︎ u/BytesAndCoffee
📅︎ Nov 13 2015
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What is the most popular muffin on Sesame Street?

Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo) Banana nut (Doo-doodoo-doo) Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo)

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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What did the muffin say to the other muffin

Since when can do we have the capability to verbally communicate

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👤︎ u/JoshuaJamesworld
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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For breakfast I used to have cereal. Then I moved to muffins, to doughnuts and then to combination of chocolate, biscuits and marshmallows...

It's a rocky road.

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👤︎ u/ContainsTracesOfLies
📅︎ Jan 11 2018
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Taking life one muffin at a time may leave you with muffin left.

Is an explanation really necessary for this?

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👤︎ u/Lovelesslion
📅︎ Aug 27 2015
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Friend ate a rhubarb muffin and said it tasted like Play-Doh

I asked if she was sure it didn't taste like Aristotle.

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👤︎ u/ieGod
📅︎ May 31 2016
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Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?

They both rely on the batter

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👤︎ u/JDogg_of_RS
📅︎ Sep 15 2016
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Have you heard of a Bialy? Its half bagel, half muffin...

...It's a hybread.

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👤︎ u/bcjgreen
📅︎ Nov 18 2015
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two muffins joke

http://rr.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/2to8wl/saw_this_at_pax_south/co1578k

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👤︎ u/LinkOfTheSouth
📅︎ Jan 26 2015
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Two muffins are in an oven

One turns to the other and say “Is it hot in here or is it just me?”

The other replied “Holy shit a talking muffin!”

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👤︎ u/Morcalvin
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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Two muffins are baking in the oven...

The first muffin turns to the second and says "Man it sure is hot in here." The second says "AAAHHHHHH a talking muffin!!"

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👤︎ u/NeGuy1
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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Two muffins were in an oven...

One muffin says to the other, "it's really hot in here."

The other one responded with, "holy cow, a talking muffin!"

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👤︎ u/devildocjames
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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Two muffins are baking in an oven

One turns to the other and says, "sure is hot in here!"

The other one says "AHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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👤︎ u/Bach2theFuchsia53
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here"

The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Two muffins in an oven.

There are these two muffins in an over baking and one muffin says, "Whew, it hot as hell in here". The first muffin looks at him and says, "Holy Shit!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

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👤︎ u/Korleonis
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says: "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

The other muffin's jaw drops in shock as it exclaims: "Whoa! A talking muffin!"

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👤︎ u/bike619
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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There were two muffins in an oven getting baked.

One muffin turned to the other muffin and says, “Geez, it’s getting awful hot in here!” The other Muffin says, “Holy Crap!!! A talking muffin!”

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers,

“WHOA, a talking muffin!"

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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There’s 2 Muffins sitting in an oven...

One says to the other, “Man, it’s hot in here!”. The other says, “Woah! Talking muffin!”.

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👤︎ u/N0PESTRADAMUS
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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Muffins are dumb

Two muffins are in the oven

1st muffin: man it’s getting hot in here!

2nd muffin: oh my god ! It’s a talking muffin!

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👤︎ u/pho_kingczar
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Two muffins were baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other. “Man, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says

Ahhhh! A Talking Muffin!!!!

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👤︎ u/johndmcc502
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One looks over and says "its getting warm in here!"

The other replies "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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👤︎ u/barnyard303
📅︎ Mar 23 2018
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Two muffins were sitting in the oven.

One of them said; "Gee, it's getting really hot in here"

The other muffin replied; "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

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👤︎ u/XXX-XXX-XXX
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven...

The first muffin says, man, it's hot in here. The second muffin says. OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN!!

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👤︎ u/starfruitstupid
📅︎ Jan 11 2017
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Two muffins are in an oven.

One muffin says "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?" The other one says "AAAH! A talking muffin!"

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👤︎ u/danarbok
📅︎ Dec 01 2013
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Two muffins are in an oven.

One says "boy, it sure is hot in here!"

The other says "EEK! A talking muffin!"

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👤︎ u/accountnumber3
📅︎ Jul 11 2013
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