I got a seasonal card from a poached egg, an English muffin and a slice of Canadian bacon.

It said: Happy Hollandaise!

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👤︎ u/7heJoker
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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What would Jesus eat?

Probably angel food cake.

No deviled eggs.

Miracle whip on all his sandwiches.

Thomas's English muffins? Doubt it.

Hearts of palm on ice cream (a palm sundae).

Keep it going!

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👤︎ u/reddit4nag
📅︎ May 23 2019
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Grocery list

As I was heading out with a grocery list:

wife: "Also - more English muffins."

me: "How much more English should they be?"

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👤︎ u/thorrablot
📅︎ Sep 13 2015
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My dad joke at breakfast

Eating my English muffin, point to my wife for to pass the fruit preserves my way:

"Lady...marmalade"

Groans all around.

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👤︎ u/hamlet_d
📅︎ Jul 22 2014
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